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The Thirsty Spittoon
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“I don’t care what anybody says, it’s even difficult to hit a stationary spittoon; but missing—missing means you at least took aim.”
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Jan 19
The Thirsty Spittoon

Flirting with Truth and/or Hogwash since June 2015

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
🥃𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊'𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

My Favorite Songs 42

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
🥃𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

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Blake Has Always Been My Favorite

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
I Think We Can All Agree Is Not The Shape That Makes Her A Bad Mother, But The Fact That There's No Sauce

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
I Suddenly Have A Craving For A Ginger Ale And Some Saltines...Weird

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
I Love These Types Of Origin Stories

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
“The Blue Dancer” ; Liam Dunne

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
Heartwarming And Emotionally Complex: “The Last Summer At Chelsea Beach” ; Pam Jenoff

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 2d
⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Sunday – December 12, 2016 – Jokes 16

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Jokes 16
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up...
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 10d
She's Not Wrong

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 10d
Such Dark Content For A Kids Show...Hilarious

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 10d
Except For The Times When The Table Shows Up

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 10d
“Stan Lee” ; 2019 ; Samuel Saito

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 10d
⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – July 15, 2016 – Blackhawk

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Blackhawk
Blackhawk is an American country music group founded in 1992 by Henry Paul (lead vocals, mandolin, acoustic guitar), Van Stephenson (background vocals, electric guitar), and Dave Robbins (background v...
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 16d
The News Reporter Has Not Been Seen Since This Fateful Day

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 16d
A Secret To Happiness

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 16d
The Key Is Knowing When It's Too Early For A Change And When The Change Is Imperative

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 16d
⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – September 25, 2022 – People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20

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People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20
Discussion of Various topics with a humorous, satirical, and sometimes sarcastic tone.
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 23d
You Are Being Tricked To Steal A Fairy's Light Everytime You Click That Wicked, Cursed Ink-Filled Stick

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 23d
I'm Not...I'm Not Sure What's Going On Here, But What A Cool Picture

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 23d
Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · 23d
⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – December 17, 2015 – Greatest Characters Ever Written 10

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Greatest Characters Ever Written 10
Her story and voice transformed fiction, granting readers audience to her entire life, allowing readers access to her most intimate thoughts, emotions, and personal growth.
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Oct 4
🥃𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊'𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

Bad Conversation Topics When Surrounded by Throwable Objects 23

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Oct 4
But Yeah, I'm Great At Parties Too

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Oct 4
Smart Kid, But I Feel Bad For Him Later In Life If He Already Needs That Much Fiber

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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Oct 4
Ah-ha, Hush That Fuss, Everybody Move To The Back Of The Buss

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