the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. slugs who communicate exclusively through slam poetry rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
