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The Vy D

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · Jun 25

Red white and blue political yard sign "Presidents are temporary Wu-Tang is forever"

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Brie @briecodes.bsky.social · 2d

For those in Indiana, here are some food resources, listed by county or city. #FoodInsecurity #SNAP #GovtShutdown🧵

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 2d

Sexual harassment training? I don't need training, I am an expert sexual harasser.

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 4d

I know this pain firsthand. My mom didn't get off work til 8pm and her commute was 30 minutes. We drove around looking for houses with the lights still on.

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 4d

Bring your trick or treaters! We here til 9:30! People gotta work and commute 🎃

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 4d

Bring your trick or treaters! We here til 9:30! People gotta work and commute 🎃

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 4d

FYI this is the hellscape I post from. Houses this ugly should be $950k tops.

Real estate ad for a really mid 1990s mass-produced house listed at $2798000

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 5d

Haha!

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 7d

I have one like this, it's the perfect toaster waffle size

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 7d

Anyway, come join our team!

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 7d

Eating lunch at a burger shop, I choked on a piece of beef patty just as I took a bite with avocado and coughed, but tried to contain it by keeping my mouth closed. Ended up spraying my CTO with a fine mist of light green guacamole all over his shirt, face, glasses, and beard.

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 7d

Weird flex but whatevs be your best self Mckinsey

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 8d

There's some org sharing feel good tips encouraging people giving candy on Halloween to give kids canned food to relieve hunger. What in the ever loving fuck?! Just let kids and their parents enjoy an evening doing something fun. If you want to help give cash money to the local food bank.

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 8d

We know this one was a rental property before we bought it, so it's almost like seeing your ho ass ex and saying, "I've been in there too!"

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 8d

Bay area people are fucking weird. Third time a complete stranger says to me, in front of my house, "we used to live there!"

Ok, thanks for sharing!

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 9d

I think about the fact that the Sutherlund diamonds were stolen from France during the time of Louis VXI and Marie Antoinette, pawned to British aristocracy, and are now displayed in the Victoria and Albert Museum. Meanwhile France: eet eez okay, we owned your country in 1066 and changed it forever

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

Atmospheric river calls for bouillabaisse and harissa rouille, but with seafood caught by me on the pacific coast

White porcelain bowl of seafood stew seasoned with tomato, herbs, and saffron. Chunks of white fish, plump pink shrimp, and squid rings are visible in the broth.

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

It's gonna have to make up for me eating it in sweatpants

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

Oh nice. A counterweight helps

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

That's kinda neat, for the occasions where I have to work from my phone. I feel like using that all the time would make my wrist hurt from holding it up

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

Sexy bouillabaisse

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 10d

I miss an actual keyboard

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 11d

A city for sale and doomed to speedy destruction if it finds a purchaser

-- some Roman guy taking about the corrupt emperor who had bribed his way onto the throne

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 11d

You know that cute thing girls do where they cuff their tshirt and it's so adorably oversized? When I do it I look like Marlon Brando in Streetcar.

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 11d

Fuck me dead I thought it was me failing as a human! I even stopped getting my nails done and cut them short for 2 months 😭
youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo?...

It's Not Just You - The iOS Keyboard is Broken

YouTube video by Michi NekoMichi

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The Vy D @thevyd.com · 11d

People used to capture funny stuff from twitter to share on other platforms, this is the first time I've seen it on Instagram.

The Vy D @thevyd.com · 11d

Screenshot of your skeet on Instagram