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A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 9d

HER: You're not very self-aware, but I love your flaws.

ME: My what?!

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 13d

I accidentally started a Timber profile, and now I'm dating two lumberjacks and a guy that, I think, just sharpens saws.

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 18d

Wait, you didn't let me finish... that's what happens.

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 18d

[blind date]

HER: I'm totally into Homer... the Odyssey, the Iliad, you know what I mean?

ME {obviously thinking about when he saved the monorail by using the letter "M" from the side of the train and a rope to create an improvised anchor}: Oh my god, yes!

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 22d

Happy "Canadian" Thanksgiving (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 23d

I just realized I have a predominantly white fan base

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 24d

[Veterans Hospital]

GRAMPS {waking from 80-year coma caused by D-Day head injury}: Did we beat the authoritarian fascists?

ME: Haha, well…interesting story

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 24d

[Lab]

MONSTER: What.. is.. my.. name?

DOCTOR: We'll call you…Frankenstein

MONSTER: But.. that.. your... name

DOCTOR: Yeah, people won't make a big deal of it

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