keeks
@thetallblonde.bsky.social
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hello, joyce?
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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priscillapage.bsky.social
when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself
little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.
thetallblonde.bsky.social
one time on a committee meeting one of our international board members joined super early and so it was just me and her and she started plucking her chin hairs. “zoom lighting is the best for getting these suckers” she said
thetallblonde.bsky.social
it was a gift from my dear @ginerso.bsky.social and i treasure it
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internethippo.bsky.social
Mr Trump sir do not let woke antifa change the clocks this year. They plan to do it and they say you are powerless to stop them
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lincolnvb.bsky.social
Harper Murray is this week's Big Ten Player of the Week.

Last week, Murray averaged 4.6 kills per set at a .519 clip. She also added 3 aces, 5 blocks and 12 digs in sweeps over Washington and No. 12 Purdue.

This is Murray's first career POW award.
thetallblonde.bsky.social
me after the holiday meal:
thehomeworkogre.bsky.social
this motherfucker's bra, stuffed with 4 cups of dressing
the hate bird, stuffed
thetallblonde.bsky.social
my favorite hobby is Being Under Blankets
thetallblonde.bsky.social
rick steves is the GOAT
thetallblonde.bsky.social
she’s napping currently but when she wakes up we’ll do a ritual sacrifice
thetallblonde.bsky.social
there’s some sort of evil creature in my living room
My tiny black cat, fluffy, small, looking evil on the edge of a sunbeam
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lincolnvb.bsky.social
Harper Murray went off for 16 kills with a .640 hitting percentage as Nebraska made a statement with a sweep at No. 12 Purdue.

“That’s a pretty impressive stat line,” NU coach Dani Busboom Kelly said.

www.si.com/college/nebr...
Murray Shines as Nebraska Sweeps No. 12 Purdue on the Road
Facing the reigning National Player of the Week, Harper Murray put up an award-worthy performance.  The Nebraska junior outside hitter finished with 16 kills ag
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thetallblonde.bsky.social
does the void also need to release the demon spirits at 3am? while standing 2 inches from my face?
thetallblonde.bsky.social
3 years ago today i saved my favorite meme to my phone @logophobe.bsky.social
Timehop screenshot showing a meme of a tree getting lit on fire by a lightning strike. The meme font says “first sip of coffee” over the lightning and “my colon” over the tree ☕️💩
thetallblonde.bsky.social
i love a quiet sunday morning, watching the birds, sipping my tea, the calming sound of my cat screaming at the top of the stairs
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hall0wtwn.bsky.social
there i was, bbq sauce on my titties
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Thinking about the condiment sow again.
thetallblonde.bsky.social
don’t carry heavy shit by yourself on day 1 of your period lol
thetallblonde.bsky.social
limping pretty good lol. just drug the bookcase to the alley trash and hobbled inside. just hoping my neighbors didn’t see