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Snarkwing Duck

@thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social

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I am the spit that that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck! DISCLAIMER: Everything said here is satire. Comedy is legal now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 11d

Wealth hoarding is un-American and a detriment to our national security and social cohesion. Here's the antidote:

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5m

Fun fact:
Jack Bros. (Virtual Boy, 1995) was the very first Shin Megami Tensei game released in the United States.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 30m

The blood-curdling scream? *chef's kiss*

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 31m

B.C. Racers - Sega CD, 1994

When you choose these two lovely young ladies as your racers, their special combat ability is being a Karen at oncoming traffic.

They are also better at wrecking their cart.

The past was doing its best. 😎

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 37m

Again I wonder, have I been shadow banned for being too mean to Nazis? 🤔

Should I be... nicer?

Your move, ethics department.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 49m

If heaven is real, I look forward to attending live tapings of Jon Stewart and Al Franken vs. Bill O'Reilly and Tucker Carlson (on loan from hell) every Saturday evening.

Only the finest finger foods will be served, seated next to Anthony Bourdain, George Carlin and... Gary Oldman. 🤔🍿

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h

Oof... This interview hits hard, doesn't it? I might need to listen to more of his rants.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h

This angry old man was correct, and really awesome with a guitar.

Frank Zappa - Lost Interview - Problems with Democracy(6-7)

YouTube video by TheNilesLeshProject

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h

I would love to start hearing this song at ICE facilities. 😈

Enjoy.

Fuck Yourself

YouTube video by Steve Vai - Topic

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h

I would love to start hearing this song at ICE facilities. 😈

Enjoy.

Fuck Yourself

YouTube video by Steve Vai - Topic

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 2h

When he gets to hell, The Gipper is going to knock his teeth out for losing the Cold War. 😒

Every day, for eternity. 🔥👊😬🔥

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 2h

Let's make sure Steve Bannon is returned to prison where he belongs.

This un-American asshat has no business influencing our youth any more than Al Queda, The DPRK, The Russian Federation or The Nazis!

Feckin' sentient sieg heiling Mr. Potato Head. 🖕😡🖕

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 3h

On a third Trump term:

There's only one legal means for this - altering the 22nd amendment.

There's zero chance of this happening. Not one.

That means any talk otherwise is... treasonous. Is it not?

Am I wrong here?

I think I remember my School House Rocks.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 4h

Joe, I'm playing Deadly Moves here...

Joe vs. Vagnad? Vag... nad?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 4h

Poppin' a turtle tank's turret cherry? Just making another booty hole to get to more booty holes. 😎

Sorry, I'm stoned.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

#SEGA!

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

I'm in the mood for some Sega love. I feel like coming to the next level. Come to the next level with me. Let's watch GameSack together. 😎

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

I'm sure the blackmail relationship is alive and well, and about to get interesting.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

Shame this man, #Scotland !

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

I gotta say, I don't like this. This makes Americans look stupid. It sounded like an interesting conversation, but this loser cuts the video mid-sentence over and over, instilling some sense that they can't be understood. You're mocking my heritage, bro.

Don't be a hack.

The Scottish accent CAN’T be real 💀😂 #scottish #accents #britishculture #funny #americanineurope

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 8h

If my dad were taken out in a field by these cowards, I'd be out there putting my gamer skills to maximum use, blowing up Russians, one booty hole at a time - with maximum flair. They'd give me a name, like the Booty Hole Bounty Hunter.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9h

How dumb are they? Do they not think the entire civilized world will make sure these people are fed? ZERO strategic value, only pointless killing - as it will only gird loins and increase their suffering on the battlefield.

Am I wrong?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9h

I'm a nerd, so I had to use AI to understand what this meant.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 🤓

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9h

I will laugh so hard when the MAGA-leaning state national guardsmen are working their asses off. Learn your lessons, thugs. Serve the people, not the king.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9h

This is also for nerds who grew up in the 80's and 90's.

I think Mouth should apologize for being mean to immigrants.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 15h

Tada, he makes brown people disappear.

A skilled alchemist, turning bullshit into money.

He's got the mind control thing down.

Knocks over the round table and says, "Nah, I think I'm gonna be king for a while." Then he locks up Arthur.

What a depressing medieval tale. Bring out your dead!