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─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ...
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𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝙄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝒁𝑨𝑷 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗚𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗬 @dimensionx.bsky.social 𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 7d
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theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 31m
elysia 🩷

finally buy a switch 2, or buy multiple neca tmnt figures ... decisions decisions 👺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 31m
elysia 🩷

considering how i'm going to ( expensively ) treat myself for my birthday in less than a month 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 3h
elysia 🩷

i wish i could animate bro i get so many ideas within a day's time 💀🙏
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 3h
i'm such a great ninja . ✨️
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
but we'll be too busy SCARING PEOPLE . 🤬
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 5h
If we scare people together, will you cuddle with me ? 🥺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
... ARE YOU KIDDING ME . 🤬
asinineego.bsky.social
Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h
[ he turns around , the list is gone 💀 ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
look at the list, maaaliiiik . 👺🔪
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
five minutes is far too much time out of a supervillain's day . 😡
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 5h
You did not answer my question. 😡

[ she boops him. ]

Besides, it would only be five minutes. 🥺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
but i need to be EVIL . and, right now, SCARY . an evil and scary person CANNOT do cuddles . 😡
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
shut UP 👺
androidb0dy.bsky.social
𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · 5h
👺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
look at the list, maaaliiiik . 👺🔪
asinineego.bsky.social
Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h
NO THE FUCK IT ISNT

WHAT FID I DO TO DESERVE THIS ?

[ a comically large list of everything he’s done appears behind him ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
it's time, malik . 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
but i need to be EVIL . and, right now, SCARY . an evil and scary person CANNOT do cuddles . 😡
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 5h
[ she gasps. ]

I am NOT ! I am distraught! Heartbroken !

My dearest does not wish to cuddle with me !

[ cue a dramatic sniffle . ]

Do you even want to be my darling anymore ? Eueuuee ..

[ 💀. ]

I will perish if I do not receive cuddles. We have been over this ! ☹️
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
evelyn, you're FINEEEE .

you've made it THIS long, what's a couple more weeks, while i scare the everloving shit out of people .ᐣ 😡
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
it's time, malik . 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
asinineego.bsky.social
Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h
NO, I don’t !! IVE NEVER DONE ABYTHING TO YOU OR ANGONE YOU KNWO PELASEEEE GO AWAY AUGAHHA
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
you know what you did . 👺🔪
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
evelyn, you're FINEEEE .

you've made it THIS long, what's a couple more weeks, while i scare the everloving shit out of people .ᐣ 😡
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 5h
Please cuddle with meeeee ☹️ or I shall explode

[ her head is on fire 💀]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
EVELYN . 😡
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
EVELYN . 😡
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 5h
[ She’s actually crying 💀 ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
don't you tear up on ME ──
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
elysia 🩷

can we skip to 5 pm saturday so i can get my daphne fortnite already 💔🥀
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
elysia 🩷

the rest of the scooby doo gang ... soon .... 🙂‍↕️
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theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h
don't you tear up on ME ──
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 6h
[ She tears up, ears dropping. ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 6h
but but but i CAAAAAAN'TTTT . 😕
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 6h
but but but i CAAAAAAN'TTTT . 😕
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 6h
So, cuddle with me.

[ She suddenly looks SO SAD??? ]

Please. 🥺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 6h
it's exactly as i guessed . 👺

[ 💀🙏 ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 6h
it's exactly as i guessed . 👺

[ 💀🙏 ]
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 7h
… You must cuddle with me. You have not cuddled with me in DAYS. 👺

I am terribly sad, and am on the verge of exploding. ☹️

[ now she’s pouting💀. ]
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 8h
i have a feeling i know what the condition is .

[ pouting . 💀 ]

continue .
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 8h
i have a feeling i know what the condition is .

[ pouting . 💀 ]

continue .
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 10h
[ she kisses his forehead 😭]

I shall release you on ONE condition.
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 10h
do not pat my head . 👺
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 10h
[ gently patting his head 💀]

There, there. 😊
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 10h
not until you RELEASE ME .
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 10h
not until you RELEASE ME .
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 10h
NO . 😡
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 10h
Have you finished kicking?
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theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 10h
stop iTTTT . 😡

[ HE'S KlCKING 💀 ]
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 10h
No thank you. ✨

Your attempts of frightening me have led to your utter demise. Muhahaha 👹
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
ridiculous . reLEASE ME 👺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
ridiculous . reLEASE ME 👺
xofredrosesx.bsky.social
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11h
You have been contained. 👹
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
... whaT THE FU ── 👺
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
you know what you did . 👺🔪
asinineego.bsky.social
Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 11h
WHAT DID I DO TO YOI ???
theshredder.bsky.social
─╌ ‎𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 ... @theshredder.bsky.social · 11h
i'm going to get you, malik .