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TheSheepMafia

@thesheepmafia.bsky.social

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He/Him. A leftist, antifascist, crossdressing cishet man. Proud to be both a nerd and an ally of LGBTQ folks everywhere. Lover of history, stillettos, music, fishnets, and dachshunds. Hater of cops, fascists, bigots, TERFs, and chuds of all varieties.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · Sep 13

Corrected link here, thank you!!!

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20h

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20h

I am, to this day, astonished that y'all pulled it off. And in such a short amount of time. That must have been a truly tremendous team.

And thank you for the great game.

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 20h

I remember getting that game as a gift and I remember thinking before I played it "Oh, I bet this is like the video game version of movies like Titanic II and American Psycho 2." Just because making a good sequel to Bioshock seems like such a tall order.

But I was so wrong. It absolutely ruled.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 1d

My time was pretty good, i came in at roughly "the gym teacher says don't worry about finishing this lap, it's time to go back to the locker room."

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 1d

Man. Remember when Chewie died? And then the camera panned over just a little bit and he was fine?

Anyway. Just tell us "Somehow he returned", it's fine, who cares?

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 1d

In middle school we had a really fun game called Sack Tap. The rules were simple:

1) Hit everyone you can in the junk.
2) Don't get hit in the junk.

We've always been dumb animals.

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 2d

Fine I'll admit it. He paid me to post articles about your nose bleed.

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 2d

Not quite. It means I currently believe those things. Whether I'm interested in learning the accuracy of those beliefs is entirely a separate case.

I never said that, that I can find. If I did, I will pay the blood debt for typos: seppuku.

I would still have to believe you for this to matter.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

I bet the alt text on that dick pic is insufferable, unless read out loud by Willem Dafoe.

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

I'll respond to each sentence. In order:

1) No I'm not.
2) Why did you put "too sound smart" in quotes, like you're citing an error I made?
3) I don't believe you, I don't think that's your motivation at all.
4) Cool. I decline.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

Go through what? Are you asking me if I want to debate you on something?

No. No, dear god, absolutely not.

No, if I want to do something that painful for absolutely zero reason, I'll just trim my pubes with a weed whacker.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

Was any of that in any way meant to counter the argument that you choose language in a way that makes you sound like an asshole? I hope not. I can't imagine failing harder than that.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

Awww hell yeah. Time to start another expensive hobby!

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

Man, that move to put her in charge there? Really smart. Really, really smart.

Just so smart.

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Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 10d

This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

www.theatlantic.com

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

If a J and "Ruiner" can't put a smile on your face, I don't know what to tell you. That's just a you problem.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

My jealousy is off the charts! Would love a PHM vinyl in good condition.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 3d

They want to be smug more than they want to be correct. And what they lack in belief, they can compensate for with more smug.

Common "L" for that particular genre of chucklefuck. Thought they were so clever but still ended up slipping on a banana peel and getting their dick caught in their zipper.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

Cut to Dick Van Dyke at home, polishing his dance shoes and pouring .30-06 rounds into a canvas gym bag. "That record is mine old man..."

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

This is true. However. There's a big difference between having a large vocabulary and intentionally choosing to write like an asshole. You don't use a diverse range of words to convey the fullness of meaning behind your thoughts, you do it because you think it makes you look smart.

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Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 4d

Godzilla doesn't tolerate kings and neither should you

Japanese movie poster showing Godzilla wrestling with King Ghidorah, an evil golden three-headed dragon kaiju from outer space (depending on the continuity)

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

You have so much more patience than me. You're absolutely arguing with a person that has granted himself the honorific of "enlightened" and treats his word-of-the-day calendar like pornography. Just absolutely insufferable and beneath contempt.

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

Probably a good call in every location.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d

Portland: if a streamer from out of state gets arrested or detained, perhaps wait to see if he gets more than a citation before donating $100,000+ to his "legal defense". that money is vastly in excess of what he might possibly need and could have gone to helping people in serious legal jeopardy

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d

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TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

It is very unfortunate that they are able to reproduce.

TheSheepMafia @thesheepmafia.bsky.social · 4d

Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?

Optimus Prime is kneeling next to Eeyore. He's giving a thumbs up while saying "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Eeyore." Eeyore's response is simply "Damn."