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therealtate.bsky.social
Tate VunCannon
@therealtate.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, pharmacist. Iowa Hawkeye and Creighton Bluejay. Still as addicted to Pokémon now as I was when I picked up my first Gameboy at age 6.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d
Iowa 25
Penn State 24

Iowa did their thing.
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Irrational Hawkowski @irrationalhawkeye.bsky.social · 2d
HAD ‘EM ALL THE WAY
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d
IOWA INTENSIFIES
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 3d
The juxtaposition of appetizers and pierogies caused me to read this as “apologies”, which, to be fair…
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 5d
This feels like the kind of info the managers may just volunteer if you ask them because it’s so cool
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 6d
I haven’t seen anybody else say this one: 2022, watching Kaliakmanis and Mo Ibrahim bludgeon their way to a second half comeback
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 8d
FULLCAST AFTER DARK from last night, now on Patreon

Yes we are also about to record an emergency James Franklin episode for Patreon
AFTER DARK WEEK 7: Winning Is Easy (Ask Indiana) | The Shutdown Fullcast
Get more from The Shutdown Fullcast on Patreon
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 9d
It really is incredible what BACs alcoholics can just walk around at. Had a guy walk in the ER with a massive gash on his face, just asking to have it stitched up. Totally coherent. They only drew labs to make sure he didn’t lose too much blood. BAC of .450 😂
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 9d
@mattbrown.bsky.social is on the case!
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 9d
Iowa DL Aaron Graves deserved his thicc six, institute the rule of cool across college football immediately
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 9d
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social every game day is a honey baked day
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 10d
Only allowed if you still send in multiple voicemails with different coach impersonations, coach
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 15d
From some of their replies to other threads, the gist of what he said was “a member of the female species who will fall asleep with your appendage in their mouth”
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 15d
SAME. I’m pissed. I just want somebody to give a decent euphemism for what he said for the lols
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 15d
Can someone who listened live please give me a good euphemism for Spencer’s “You need a girl who…” that got bleeped on the recording?
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 20d
Unsure if “did fair shit” means
A) enjoying the festivities, or
B) defecating in a manner specific to the fair
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 22d
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 22d
The 2 pointer-igami 👀
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 26d
a man and a woman are standing in front of a refrigerator that says seinfeld
Alt: Kramer from Seinfeld bursts through the apartment door
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 26d
I mean Clemson has Ian Schieffelin on the roster, like, right now
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27d
Show’s up
therealtate.bsky.social Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 27d
Y’know what could solve this problem? Regular grenade.
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 27d
Y’know what could solve this problem? Regular grenade.
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 27d
So by this, you meant returning to the time-honored tradition of recording at the bottom of a mineshaft
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Tate VunCannon @therealtate.bsky.social · 29d
Gronowski Plowski
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · Sep 20
GET UP, IT’S GAMEDAY

Iowa, Tulsa, and Rice? You can sleep in, you’ve already won your week 4 game.
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