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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5h
my phone is blowing up because people are wishing me a happy birthday (I’m very popular and beloved) and on top of that apparently miley cyrus is doing the theme song for fire & ash
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 6h
it’s my birthday 🥳
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 1d
See I’m stupid because I complain about this stuff publicly and everyone else just comes to my DMs to agree with me.
theoceanblooms.bsky.social mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 1d
Obsessed with this new generation of Carter stans who are surprised that Doug Ross has fans and they can’t just trash him all the time without getting any kind of pushback over it. Like that’s George Clooney’s character of course he has fans, are you insane.
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 1d
Most-watched episode of the entire show btw.
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 1d
Going through life believing George Clooney became an A-list global celebrity because people didn’t like his ER character.
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 1d
Obsessed with this new generation of Carter stans who are surprised that Doug Ross has fans and they can’t just trash him all the time without getting any kind of pushback over it. Like that’s George Clooney’s character of course he has fans, are you insane.
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
whatever I will probably end up deleting this like everything else I post about this because I feel genuinely insane about how much nobody cares
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
I spent so long wondering why he would take it on himself to make any partial confession about this and draw attention to it until someone pointed out the timing to me. lol. lmao even!
theoceanblooms.bsky.social mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
I would love to be a moderately attractive actor so I could get away with bullying the fuck out of my grieving costar and getting her fired from her job then give a mealy-mouthed non-specific apology for “not always being nice” during metoo so that people will talk about it like this
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
except me. and now I have to be the crazy one.
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
like no offence to this person I realise they don’t know all the details but his hardcore fans do and they’re flat-out lying to people about it so that this is the prevailing narrative for some reason, and nobody bothers to look into it themselves
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
I would love to be a moderately attractive actor so I could get away with bullying the fuck out of my grieving costar and getting her fired from her job then give a mealy-mouthed non-specific apology for “not always being nice” during metoo so that people will talk about it like this
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
rolling my eyes so hard they fall out of my head and start rolling down the street and I have to chase after them like tom cruise in minority report
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
it’s amazing how you can hear this whole thing in his voice
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
who could this possibly be
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 4d
media.defense.gov/2025/Sep/17/...
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
girl who “just read sixty-eight pages of james cameron infodumping about submersibles to the us coastguard”
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
😭
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
me as a coastguard officer interviewing james cameron about submersibles: (twirling hair) please continue
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
I got to here and I felt like I was about to vibrate into atoms and then I realised this entire thing is sixty-eight pages long, I am so happy I feel like I’m gonna pass out
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
this james cameron interview with the coastguard is so fucking awesome
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
interview with the coastguard about the titan implosion
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
it’s so funny I had to keep reading to make sure it wasn’t fake 😭
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 5d
laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name
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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 14d
the humans in avatar: the way of water using garvin’s research to design the most efficient tulkun hunt taking advantage of every aspect of their anatomy
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