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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀

@theloudestwoman.swifties.social

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fat ass with a baby face 💕 Blue Jackets fan (derogatory) 🏒 28 • married • she/her ♊️☼| ♋️☾ | ♌️↑ Not a safe space for bigots 😇 Won't follow back if u don't use alt text💖

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · Nov 8

Hi everyone, I'm Shelby!✨️

🪻T Swift, Paramore, and Chappell Roan
🌷Studio Ghibli, Sailor Moon, and Twilight
🌼Animal Crossing, Kingdom Hearts, Fields of Mistria
🌹Reality shows
🪴Thrifting
🐶Animal lover
🌸Anti-Trump
🌿Always sleepy

happy to have you all here! 🩷

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 46m

I am aware 👁👄👁

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 1h

I'd be a bootlicker for her ONLY

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 1h

EVERYONE POST MORE CHAPPELL NOW!! 😈

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 1h

she could kick me in the face and I would ask if her boot is okay

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 1h

she is so hot and this outfit just takes her to another level 😍

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 1h

I promise I am looking respectfully...mostly 😜

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 2h

Chappell Roan in that one outfit alt text Chappell Roan serving face and cunt at a concert wearing a red and black two piece, gothic style outfit with black gloves that go past her elbows end alt text send post god look at her BARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFWOOFWOOFBOWWOWAWOOGA how do I turn off voice to text

Chappell Roan serving face and cunt at a concert wearing a red and black two piece, gothic style outfit with black gloves that go past her elbows

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 10h

you will hear from me in the morning 🫡

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 10h

I need to think more on this but I just had to say I love this question so much and it brings me joy

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 11h

is it wrong I cackled

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 11h

MWAHHH

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 11h

OUT - Jesus Christ 🙅🏼‍♀️
IN - Jesus Chris 👍

a chain of text messages from me to my husband:
"going to kfc then I'll be omw home"
a photo of a line of cars wrapped around kfc
"Jesus chris"
"CHRIST LMAOOO"

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 11h

you are my most beloved BOO!gged milk 🫶🏻

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 11h

I believe it

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

I will protect you my darling angel 🥰

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

he knows where he stands 🥰😘

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

the cha cha slide (I'm imagining the singer being nervous and offbeat, so the audience's dancing doesn't match the timing of the sound effects 😭)

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

yeah, they also follow farmed a lot of swifties when most of us moved over here in November, even though they clearly hate Taylor. 💀 Just all-around odd behavior

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lydia 🦇❤️‍🔥🪲 spooky showgirl (㇏(•̀ᢍ•́)ノ) @lyddia.bsky.social · 13h

it's so funny bc when i was looking for shelby all that came up was her husband's acct (display name "Shelby's husband") and i was like no, this isn't right. i need the wife

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

"I need the wife" HELP 😭😭😭 I'm imagining you messaging him like "sir. where did my girlfriend go?"

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

basically, I added them to an AI blocklist (which isn't a lie, they openly love AI), and then they added me to 4 blocklists like "bullies" and "americans" (???), so I got fed up and made 3 blocklists just for them since they clearly have notifications on for when someone adds them to a list 💀

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 12h

tbh I just search Taylor Swift, swifties, or dog whistle one or two times a day and sort by latest to see if any more hoodlums have popped up that need blocked (I promise I have a job and hobbies I just want to stay on top of the blocklist in case it gets worse 😅)

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 13h

oh I'm not stronger, just go look at all the block lists I made JUST for them. I'm simply petty with too much time on my hands. 😅

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 13h

straight to the block list them!!!

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 13h

ily my darling friend 🫶🏻

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