Mike Rifer
@thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
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Citizen | Dad | (former) Public Servant | Bi-Coastal Elite | Oregon Sports Enthusiast | Something about craft beer Views expressed are my own!
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thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Aioli is just a compound mayo.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
USAID’s budget was about $35 billion.
fintwitter.bsky.social
*BESSENT SAYS ACTION WILL TOTAL $40B FOR ARGENTINA: SEMAFOR
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Being a cop is hard, dangerous work. With real standards, required skills, and paperwork. They’re not motivated by the idea of “public service” per se.

They’re motivated by the idea of beating people up and throwing them in vans. Ideally people who they’re predispositioned to reflexively dislike.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Deux ex Machina remains the best / most predictive film about tech oligarchs and their true relationship with the technology
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Among other things, these guys are just so pathetic.

Just scared, feeble, humorless little men, who by their own admission live their lives in a state of perpetual panic about horrors that exist only in their own grayscale imaginations.
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Running for a six-year elective term at the age of 77…

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edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
It’s cliché but it’s also true: If you have a system where politicians choose the voters, and not the other way around, you do not have a democracy.
taniel.bsky.social
North Carolina Republicans announced today they’re going to pass a new congressional map to draw a Dem out of Congress; they already did last cycle, going from 7-7 to 10-4. Thus would be 11-3. t.co/XLJIhe8vZn
Reposted by Mike Rifer
ceaubin.bsky.social
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
This piece is hilarious.

“and the cans don’t even fit the cozies.”

It’s like 2003 wrote this op-ed.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
I remember this coming out as a tween, and wondering “Who is Dick Tracey?” and “Who is this for, exactly?”

And I think the answer to the latter question was basically, My grandparents, maybe?
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
My favorite part about the Naked Bike Ride is that everyone wears a helmet. Safety first!
timdickinson.bsky.social
Live from the Emergency Naked Bike Ride 🚲 where the crowd hase just erupted in cheers with the arrival of the Unipipier
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
I mean the entire scandal for which he was impeached and later indicted is that *He* was the president on January 6…
joycewhitevance.bsky.social
That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
No, it is not war-ravaged. Full stop.

You’re a newspaper. Your job is to report the facts.

Not to indulge bad-faith bullshit.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Sorry, but he’s using those issues as fake pretext to do what he actually cares about: cracking down on his political opponents
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Honestly can’t believe he’s still doing this. But he’s a senile imbecile.

Real question is, Why has nobody called him on it?
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Has one single reporter yet posed the question to him?

“Sir… Portland is not burning down, and they do in fact still have stores. Why are you misleading the American people? Or are you yourself being misled? What’s going on here?”
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
@bynum.house.gov has been doing work these past few weeks. Proud of her.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
They’re “Stick to sports” -ing the Pope.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Portland should stage a farmer’s market or a craft pottery fair outside of the ICE facility
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
I mean, how about the Trump children?!

We say it all the time, but this isn’t the behavior of a regime that expects the shoe will *ever* be on the other foot…
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
Stealing classified documents and storing them in an unsecured private bathroom isn’t an “official act” under any circumstances. But it is illegal.
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
I don’t know what else to say. This dude is dumber than an empty sock drawer.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
thelifeofrifer.bsky.social
The Governor should call them up right now to do this.
sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.