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Ice Nine
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Sarcasm is the second highest form of wit May occasionally self-combust
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But yes, am rather unamused at the fees being racked up by these consultants
More like Paywave, then blame the incoming Government for the accumulated debt

And likely lack of boats
This could very well apply to #NZPol goings on too, with two primary contenders for the crown
🧵 This piece captures a core problem of the hollow democratic state: politics has become performance, optimised for visibility, not understanding.
Farage is winning because politics has been reduced to clickbait.

It’s a shallow spectacle that favours clowns and con-artists.

As @jemmaforte.bsky.social says here - politics has been “repackaged into junk food.”

But there are ways for the left to fight back 👇🏻
And reminds me, got to hit the provider up again for a discount - hai, you have deals for new subscribers, where's mine?

Works - last time about $20 off a month
Also you choose where the indoor fibre terminal is, not them

House used to have it in the kitchen, because that's where everyone wants to internet - gor it put in a much more logical place
What a shame...

"If you’re breaching those laws and you have an accident, you may need to prove that your collision would have happened regardless – or your claim might be declined."

There's going to be tears before bedtime

And the two other vehicles - insurance companies aren't charities

Oof
Damn, let's just fuck the norms
European negotiators were personally targeted by their American counterparts during a brutal negotiation over green shipping rules, European Commission officials told POLITICO. 

This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting. 
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
Thats rough - going to keep a lid on this one and savour it over the seasons?
Hold on, how the fuxk does salmon grow on a mountain?
Damn plump leopard been eatin' a lot of face recent
Data, please engage Schadenfreude
Nah, in the coming apocalypse it will be mighty amusing seeing his face as his bunker is plundered by locals

Even though they don't need to
The bird's blurry though 😆
Just start pimpening with "I don't observe Xmas, but YOU DO!!!"

Three exclamation marks mandatory
I just consulted the rather dapper J T Salmon's work and was about to say something similar

So instead, here is why I state he's rather dapper, from the blurb
I was 100% behind you until the butter, now I know it's some socialist fantasy
And he has returned, demanding moar food
Yep 😭

Luca does it so often, he now know to run to the door
And right on cue, he starts making puke noises

For once, got him outside on time. Nothing better than a glutton
Luca is the epi-tome of fluffy bum, just tabby though
Saw this, then floofy trotted past

I declined to take a Spike Milligan pic of Fluffy Bum
That's not a skirt, nor a skort, it's a belt
Oh yes, the Beasterly, only welcome after several days of a norwester