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The Green Hypocrite
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 16m
hegseth is freaking out that his pledges aren't drinking with him, and instead walked out of the toxic frat away from his bullshit...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 18m
No, you can't leave! Pledges fucking drink! Stay and drink with me! Noooooo! -hegseth, probably
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 22m
What, can't handle your booze, journalists? Pledges drink!!!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 23m
Pledges drink!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 24m
hegseth had this to say of the news agencies turning in their badges: DRINK PLEDGE! DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 26m
These news orgs can't keep up with hegseth's drinking is all....
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 29m
They just can't keep up with hegseth's party!

Also why did NPR put their name second on the list?
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 30m
Drink, pledge!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 34m
Ah Henrik, I never thought you would succumb to Big Climate's Green Lies. How much are they paying you to fill our youth's heads with solar panels and their bellies with beefless patties?! .....
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 36m
Another Big Climate thug trying to fill our youth's heads with Green Lies and their bellies with beefless patties... How much are they paying you to say this, Serene Doomer?!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 38m
How much is Big Climate paying you, Global News? Is it really worth the money to fill our youth's heads with Green Lies and their bellies with beefless patties?! Huh?! Answer me!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 40m
Ah, the Spry Old Lorax, the cutesy mascot of BIG CLIMATE. How much are they paying you, Lorax, to fill our youth's heads with lies and their stomachs with beefless patties?
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 43m
Yale: Big Climate's institution. How much is Big Climate paying you to sell your beefless patties and hemp-based hackie sacks, huh Yale? Answer me!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 46m
How much is Big Climate paying you to sell beefless patties and solar panels?! Quit filling our youth's heads with such vitriolic lies............
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 49m
More Big Climate art trying to lead the youth astray! .......
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 50m
Nothing to see here folks, Big Climate is trying to trick you!.....
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 52m
And we have to thank the Green Illuminati with their *checks notes* attempts to stop the climate crisis from happening!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 54m
All thanks to the Green Illuminati!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 56m
I can still remember when I was just a kid in my early 40s, advocating for the simple genocide of my political enemies. Good ol' days with the good ol' boys. Racist boys. And you know what they say about racist boys? Racist boys will be racist boys.......
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 57m
I remember when I was just a kid in my early 40s advocating for the genocide of my political enemies. Ah, those were the good ol' days with the good ol' boys. Racist boys will be racist boys, as they say.........
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 59m
Look, I remember way back when I was in my early 40s (just a kid back then) and was conspiring to genocide my political enemies. Hehe, the good ol' days, with the good ol' boys. Racist boys will be racist boys, as they say, and I turned out alright.........
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 1h
I remember way back when I was 41, conspiring to genocide my political enemies. Ah, those were the days. Racist boys will be racist boys, as they say!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 1h
Let's not forget how we were all conspiring to genocide at their age, racist boys will be racist boys as they say!
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 1h
Racist boys will be racist boys, as they say...
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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 1h
Racist boys will be racist boys, as they say...
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