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Music lover ( #blues #rock #HeavyMetal & #Musicals - yes #musicaltheatre ). Gaming since way back, occasionally political, always sarcastic. mostly to be found loitering in #Wülferhampton. Oh and dogs rule (no cats).

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · Nov 20

Eight years today since the world's bestest doggo* went for her final walk. 🥲

*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 6h

I find it easier to leave my wits behind at home, to be honest.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 7h

Sensitive is a good thing in an asswipe, surely?

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 8h

Pardon me, M'Lady but which way does the asswipe thing work with a squirrel?

Does the angle of the tail itself really get up there and then spin it around to hold the tail as a handy handle and use the head to get to the crusty bits?

Or am I being too literal? 😜

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 1d

Who would have thought?

Anyone who's met, or heard of him, I'd imagine.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 1d

Chunky?

Why is it chun...

No, wait, probably best not to know.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

Bucketting it down here.

That should keep the juvenile extortionist at home with any luck!

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

Oh "Letter G"

That's almost like I'm getting barked at.

I'll take it. [smug face]

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

But...

....but....

.... squirrel?

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

It's NEVER chips.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

We will prepare to be disappointed 😞

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

Odd the charge wasn't eating the bodies, but disposing of them.

Just what did you ask your friends to do?

Allegedly.

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

Exhibit C your honour, "how Fluffy got her friends to dispose of the bodies"

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 5d

Not surprised and, quite frankly, you shouldn't be either.

It's why we can't have nice stuff*.

*See Mead Hall menu

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 5d

I suspect one of those is 'life' size, just not sure which?

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 5d

So, in other words, not the easy ride they were expecting?

Something those thinking of voting for the grifters and shysters wanting to work (But paid by others) for Reform UK Ltd, might want to keep in mind.

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 6d

There's probably a decent payoff/pension involved. (Not from Reform UK Ltd obviously but the taxpayer!)

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 6d

With a coin slot in the top?

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 8d

They'll be waiting for Fartage to say she's "nothing to do with him", that they've "never met" and/or "it's a witch hunt".