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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 13h

On the upside, it's going to be hilarious watching the meltdowns from the MAGA idiots who drive gigantic gas-guzzling pavement princess pickups covered in Trump flags that cause serious wind drag and crater their already-terrible gas mileage when they start getting 3 miles to the gallon.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 1d

How long before the order comes down that troops are required to goosestep?

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 1d

He's extra blinky also.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

a pie chart labeled did this happen? with most of the circle being blue and a small wedge being yellow

a blue square to the side indicates the blue section is no
a yellow square to the side indicates the yellow section is no but in yellow

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

With all his recent talk about not getting into Heaven, it's pretty much guaranteed he got bad news at his recent trip to Walter Reed, and he's planning to take us all with him.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly he is investigating the crime scene to track down the culprit...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..

Alt: A gif from the loki series of Loki sitting at a desk saying yes very sad. anyway

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

So, according to Gary Busey's rectal polyp, that firefighter dad who was killed in the staged assassination attempt in Butler is fighting fires in Hell.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 3d

😏

youtu.be/N9YsrGHmwIg?...

Predator credits w/ Full House opening song

YouTube video by Romain M

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 4d

Shouldn't Gary Busey's rectal polyp have been placed in a medical waste disposal bin, instead of being shown on national television?

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 4d

Trump shilling copycat knockoffs for exorbitant prices, which will likely fall apart within 3 months?

a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 5d

Palestine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 5d

"Kid Rock," more like "Geriatric Sediment."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 6d

They are absolutely salivating at the thought of ordering lethal force against protesters...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 6d

a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling

Alt: a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 6d

a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .

Alt: A gif of various guillotines

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 7d

Kinda funny coincidence, seeing this right after rewatching "Derry Girls" S1E3, which introduces Hot Priest Father Peter.

Not that the actual real-world situation is haha-funny (obviously it isn't), just the timing of real hot priest vs TV hot priest is weird-funny. 😂😬

(I hope that makes sense.)

an image from derry girls season 1 episode 3 of father peter sitting in front of a window with his white clerical collar removed and the top button of his black shirt undone

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 7d

Don't worry. The regularly-scheduled Nazi Neanderthal Nuttery will return after a brief word with her sponsors.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a hat says wowsers in front of a camera ..

Alt: a gif of live action inspector gadget says wowsers as his hat pops up and spins around

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

Krusty Gnome.

Fearless in the face of helpless puppies, as long as she's packing heat.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

JD Vance would never let such a thing happen...

www.farmlandgrab.org/post/32430-j...

JD Vance funded AcreTrader. Here’s why that matters.

The real estate platform streamlines investing in US farmland. Now farms are fast becoming a portfolio staple for investors worldwide.

www.farmlandgrab.org

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

Trump's economic policies have made it too expensive to own the libs. They have to settle for renting the libs. In some cases, time-sharing even.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 11d

He's extremely busy doing the very important work needed to resolve the shutdown, fix the economy, end all wars forever, and make the world a utopian paradise.

I'm just kidding. He's golfing.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 13d

Comer 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's just a sadistic POS who has had his every need catered, every whim met, and thinks anyone he sees as beneath him (anyone not Yt Cis Het Masc X-to Con) should suffer just to scrape by to entertain the ruling class.

In short, he's a conservative.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 13d

That's the thing: He's not an idiot.

He 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's simply a sadistic piece of sh*t who has always had his every need catered to, and he revels in making others needlessly suffer just to try and scrape by.

In other words, he's a conservative, through and through.

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