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Mayor Joel 🫘

@thecheesegreater.bsky.social

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I like cheesy horror movies, video games, and yelling and random things for no reason other than it makes sense in my head. #MutantFam #HorrorFam #Leguminati

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · Nov 20

Ask, and ye shall receive. Also let me know who else is good to add to this. go.bsky.app/2cie9tT

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Ted Lieu @tedlieu.bsky.social · 7h

Today is Day 16 of the Republican shutdown. Your regular reminders:

1. Republicans control the White House, Senate and House.

2. GOP making deep cuts to Medicaid, Medicare and ACA.

3. Democrats are fighting to lower costs, cancel the cuts and save healthcare for Americans.

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

You should see Sweden. McDonalds is like the national restaurant there. #GangDoesGiallo

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

#NowWatching Suspiria with the #GangDoesGiallo. As usual, I'm late. So how many kills and boobs did I miss?

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🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 1d

Gosh do I miss the old THX sound!

#GangDoesGiallo
#SUSPIRIA

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 2d

Man escapes ICE while handcuffed, bystanders use pliers to free him.
Salt Lake City, UT

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Moral of the story: don't bring your dead girlfriend back to life with zombie juice. Nothing good ever comes from it. Catch you all next time. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

I would feel sorry for Curt. But literally everything's that's happened in this movie is all his fault. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Great. You're trying to make a weapon out of a zombie, and the only thing preventing it from going nuts and killing everyone is a flimsy switch from the dollar store. Got it. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

And AGAIN they let a civilian kid just wander around a top secret facility unmonitored. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

No, there's a good dozen. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Alicia, your boyfriend is about to fuck a zombie that's got sharp metal sticking out all over her body. Maybe you should reexamine your taste in men. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Heavy metal zombie princess. You'd think for being on the cover of the movie, we'd see her like this for more than 5 minutes. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

For a moment I thought the actor who plays Mogo was Marco Rodriguez. Who has the single bloodiest, goriest death in all of film in the 2006 movie "Death Row" #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

So if she's dead, why does she bleed? #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

That's still a hell of a lot more movies and tv shows then we've ever been in. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Let me think about that for a moment... #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Just what I need. A 3 minute ad for Candy Crush in the middle of my gory horror movie. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Only if he didn't use protection. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing how the lunch club gang was able to track down our heroic couple to the exact irrigation drain in the entire city. It's like they read a script or something. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

#Frightclub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Well maybe he shouldn't have slingshotted her head first into a telephone pole. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

But then the movie would be over too quick. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

"You should've just left me dead" - the only intelligent thought in this entire movie. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, he's a hormonal teenager that ignores red flags. He'd screw a meat grinder. #FrightClub