TheBirdman
@thebirdman.bsky.social
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C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.
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Yeah, as in "oops we didn't k*ll all the witnesses to our crimes against humanity"

lest we confuse our fuckups
Hey, we're sure he's a team player!

But when the phone rings, YOU ANSWER IT! 👊😆
Me (a not-sports pleeb): So 🤔

He CAUGHT the hit,
tagged a base
and THREW to a base???

😱
It's SO much fun. 👍😁

Enjoy!
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Already smoked by one of my maga blocklists. 🦾
Not sure why, but serious PWH Puppet Band energy here. 😎
whomst among us ✌️😎
Reminds me of our Morkie, who has learned that if she gets bored of entertaining herself outside while we are working on outdoor projects, she can interrupt us to play with her by dropping her ball into places she can't retrieve it from and then barking insistently until we relent.
Spent some time with my niece in a cafe and she was just picking up her toys and throwing them and then crowing with delight. She's 1yo this week. Gorgeous little chaos goblin :3
Cruelty and idiocy as utilities for deception and distraction.
Having to regularly pluck the wires and plane the fuzz off my ears has been an annoying introduction to this stage of the game.
He is.

He just also knows who popped lolis.

(Different guild.)
The "fruity jelly" and "fruity foam" ones, along with truffles, were the only ones I enjoyed.

There was usually a large quotient of caramel-covered bastards in there and those were never enjoyable. At all.
It would seem the Venn diagram for "it smells nasty" and "I love it" is just a circle for dogs.

"I want to eat it" and "I want to roll in it" is, however, subjective.
I am waiting in the hospital which, to no one's surprise, smells like minestrone.
Affluent American Citizen Bets Big, Wins Big

🤷‍♂️

Hey, lucky him.