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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1h

Stephen Miller’s wife speaks EXACTLY like he does. Same cadence. Same propagandist sentence style. They’re like clones.

And they both have a lazy eye. Are they like first cousins? Their kids are gonna be a genetic nightmare.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 9h

WTF is this cycloptic idiot Ken Paxton (AG of Texas) trying to get out of using taxpayer dollars to sue Johnson & Johnson? What’s his corrupt endgame for shutting down Tylenol?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 11h

and I got a balloon knot round the backside

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 14h

What? They are saying Biden, Garland, and Smith were so damn timid and slow they are directly responsible for our loss of democracy and collapse into fascism?

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Biden Justice Department slow-walked key decisions in Trump legal probes

The picture of a hesitant Justice Department runs contrary to the GOP allegation that the indictments of Trump were the product of a Democrat-led plot.

www.msnbc.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 14h

ABSOLUTELY NO. NO.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 21h

Even the Daily Beast is dropping the ball on their headlines.

“Trump, 79, has severe end-of-life dementia and people are going to die."

www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-newsom...

Newsom Sounds Dementia Alarm on Weird Social Post by Trump, 79

The California governor can’t stop questioning the president’s mental fitness.

www.thedailybeast.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 23h

All Republicans do is pick a new trigger word to repeat ad nauseum. CRT. DEI. BLM. LGBTQI+ etc. They just use the word to rile you up and derail the actual conversation.

Please stop falling for it.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 23h

The 969 year old Methuselah CENTRISTS in leadership are the reason the Democrats don’t win. Too old and too slow and too weak.

Don’t give me this whole Democrats are too liberal bullshit. Most Americans don’t even know what liberal actually means.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 23h

The US Constitution is currently useless because half the US population can’t read.

Invoke the 25th. He’s tearing down the White House and says we’ll be dropping nukes.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

Mehmet Oz is RIGHT there. He’s an actual cardiothoracic surgeon and was very good at it before becoming a celebrity dipshit. Why not pick him instead of this woman who's jumping out of clown car?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

Alice Walton, of the Walmart fortune, donated $200,000 to Cuomo’s mayoral campaign.

She also murdered a pedestrian with her car once and got away without being charged. Must be nice to be a billionaire.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

And ALL the Generals and Admirals had him in a room at one time.

What are they going to do now?

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

YOU HAVE TO COUNTERSUE. FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER AND MALICIOUS PROSECUTION. $4BILLION.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

When Trump keels over during his next MRI, Vance will be President. That is a terrifying thought. He’ll probably pick Stephen Miller as VP.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

LOL.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

John Fetterman is so disingenous. He’s worse than Manchin.He is blaming the Democrats for the loss of SNAP benefits.

And he knows damn well the US Dept of Agriculture has a contingency fund they could use TODAY to pay for SNAP, regardless of the govt shutdown.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson has a very clenched butthole.

Except for Trump, then it’s wide AF.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

I think he’s going to war with Venezuela so he can cancel upcoming elections. When Zelenskyy told Trump they cancelled elections in Ukraine because of their war with Russia, he was thrilled.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 1d

It is a shakedown. The US healthcare system isn’t broken, It’s working EXACTLY as designed.

The only way to fix it is to NOT buy insurance and DON’T pay hospital bills. It will crash the system, but the system is going to crash either way.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

WHY THE FUCK IS CHUCK SCHUMER STILL IN CHARGE?

dude’s gotta go. and i don’t mean like nancy pelosi go. i mean go. the fuck. out of the senate.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when Hillary Clinton was running for President and tripped on a curb and the ENTIRE right wing ecosphere banged on for weeks about how she was dying from pneumonia?

And our current dipshit president’s frontal lobes are stroked out and it’s total silence.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

Forget John Cornyn. We gotta dump Rafael “Ted” Cruz. He’s not even a real American.

www.mediaite.com/media/tv/kar...

Karl Rove Absolutely Nukes GOP Candidate Who Could Turn Texas Blue

Fox News' Karl Rove warned that Republican senatorial candidate Ken Paxton could be the one to finally turn Texas blue on Sunday night.

www.mediaite.com

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

lol ob gym.

that’s funny. i’ve been calling them gynechiatrists for years but i do love ob gym.

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

y’all jamaica is figna get tore up. trump is going to bomb all the people trying to escape.

David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 3d

It’s too bad. I was wrong about Fetterman too. But he had a stroke that wrecked half his brain, so I’ve blamed that for his “conversion"