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theamitie.bsky.social
Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
7.2K followers 810 following 25K posts
Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
All my enemies are dead and my friends are in power :)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
It’s the best part
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
It’s so funny watching Jared Leto try to act and then he meets Jeff Bridges who DOES act and it’s like a little leaguer vs Barry bonds
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry to hear that
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
This is me
I could never stomach (?) them (lung them?). heh I had an ex whose mom would periodically bring a couple cartons of American Spirits, whenever she visited the local military base shop. She’d always graciously offer to share them with us (and as broke college kids, any donations were appreciated). However, after giving them several chances, and upon realizing I’d always end up turning green, clammy and feeling like I’d just smoked aerosolized heavy grit sand paper, I learned to politely decline. Honestly, 9 times out of 10, I’d rather just smoke fucking a blunt. Fr. …because, as officially decreed by the NIH and the CDC, it’s soooooooo much healthier than a cig! A good blunt stuffed with top quality medicinal cannabis even has the added bonus of possessing expectorant* qualities!s/lol/duh …just hit that shit, and you will hork up all sorts of backed up fluids! Your mouth? A veritable putrid spring, flowing with projectile loogies and drool; Your nose? Now unobstructed, and dripping snot like a cheap motel faucet; Your tear ducts? Observe in awe as they suddenly expel the kind of liquid usually reserved for sorrowful moments, as it streams down your face, in such a manner, that it miraculously balances the salt and electrolyte content of your entire body!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 5h
Rip D’Angelo that sucks
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 5h
What if blue meant good and red meant bad ?
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
lol maybe! Depends on a lot of things but I’m usually down
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
I’m watching it on a [redacted]
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
I’m watching tron ares. You’re not gonna believe this, but this sucks so far
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
Me too buddy. Me too
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
He’s so good at short stop!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
Ohhh that’s right. You can stop that yearning by becoming a dodgers fan
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
Do not become addicted to the playoff wins. You will resent them in their absence
Immortan Joe telling the citizens “do not become addicted to water”
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
Remembering fondly when I was in a baseball DM and said everyone in the DM is a dodgers fan now. someone got really serious about it and then got mad
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Shadow Roses Island @zyla.top · 7h
loathesome
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve already forgotten what team you’re a fan of so you’re officially a dodgers fan, congrats
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
The dodgers? They’re actually not
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
You French bitch, I’ll get your ass
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
He’s doing such a good job
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
We love da bears in Los Angeles, folks. Everywhere I go, I see people saying “go the Chicago bears”
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An actual goat @kokorozek.satan.social · 7h
Da burrs…
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
we, the dodgers delegation, have made an alliance with the Chicago bears delegation. Henceforth, dodgers fans will cheer for the bears (unless they play the rams) and bears fans for the dodgers. This alliance will strengthen both communities and bring together America’s two greatest cities
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
Rain @screamerjim.bsky.social @milesklee.bsky.social @citizenrobot.bsky.social
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
He made porn of electrical pylons
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 8h
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.

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Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. As part of ...
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
You will. I saw the future