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Ashley J Johnson🎙️
@thatjackanapes.bsky.social
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Co-host of Film Broads podcast, ttrpg addict, filmmaker, audiobook producer/narrator, writer, she/her, queer 🌈
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Aug 6
THE BRIGHT SWORD x LADY MACBETH

Abandoned at the court of young King Arthur, Morgan finds a surprising ally in the man who destroyed her family: the sorcerer Merlin. But when justice clashes with survival and love is threatened by duty, courtly life can be a real witch.
#questpit #W #A #HF
A graphic with cutouts of figures from classical art. On the left side is a man in black robes, carrying a book, his head out of frame. On the right side is a woman in a jeweled green gown and a white cape, her head out of frame. Between them in streaky red writing is the title "Witch, Fairy Queen" and below that, in medieval-looking lettering it says, "You ruined my life, motherf**er. Teach. Me. Magic."
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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 1d
There are worse fates than to fill your home with aspirations
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I am not allowed to buy more books until I read the ones I already own
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 9d
Reposting my Halloween playlist! If you wanna get a little festive in your earbuds or you need something fun to play in the background for your spooky bash, check it out
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 9d
The crop oh nooo
A screenshot of the original post where the crop on the link image makes the graphic read "ass everet'
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 10d
Weather ain't the way it was before/ain't no spring or fall anymore/It's either blazing hot or freezing cold/any way the wind blows
youtu.be/2N3FmSVcjwA?...
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 10d
Well that's awkward

#wipsnips #writesky #amwriting
The magic was done, and Merlin could not deceive her as long as the cord remained intact and the talisman unbroken. With the fire burning before them, Morgan turned to look at Merlin again, who was staring out at the distant black waves. It was time to ask the question they both knew she would ask him from the moment she agreed to do the spell. “Why did you take me as a pupil?” Merlin didn’t turn to look at her, his eyes still fixed on the crashing sea. “Because I’m going to die,” he said.
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 11d
However you come down on these two versions, Harry Perrineau looks fantastic in a miniskirt
filmbroadspod.bsky.social Film Broads Podcast @filmbroadspod.bsky.social · 11d
Did you study Romeo and Juliet in high school? Odds are you watched one of these films. The episode is up on the streaming places!

#podcast #filmsky #shakespeare #romeoandjuliet #poxobothyourhouses
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann's Romeo+Juliet. He wears a large white afro wig, a white sequin bustier top, and a white sequin cape, posing mid-drag performance.
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 16d
Happy Halloweek! Here's my annual playlist for fun spooky vibes. Only some minor changes from last year!

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Halloween
Listen to Halloween on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 19d
Maybe get a Memento-style tattoo that says "sometimes people are facetious"
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 19d
The way some of the folks on here are taking the Kristen Bell wedding anniversary IG post at face value is the most bsky thing ever
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 21d
Humility is sexy
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 24d
Best feeling ever
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 26d
If anyone out there is in a position to help a guy out, please consider:
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26d
Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27d
Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 29d
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · 29d
I used to do audiobook work through ACX, but for various reasons I can't deal with them anymore
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 11
I have been meaning to do that one for ages!
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 11
Yes! Where at?
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 11
two men wearing headphones and holding microphones one of whom is wearing a hat that says nirvana
Alt: Trixie and Katya (out of drag) simultaneously say "Hi Gay" and then lose their shit
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · Oct 8
“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”
A drawing of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series, dressed in hospital clothes while hugging a glowing two handed sword and crying, her gaze a little lost.
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · Oct 4
My first-ish take on Ianthe Tridentarius
A drawing of Ianthe from The Locked Tomb saga, who is sitting while looking at the camera.
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 4
I want to watch Twink Peaks
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 3
You're too kind, Dennis!
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Ashley J Johnson🎙️ @thatjackanapes.bsky.social · Oct 2
Welp, she's got slime in her hair. Time to break out the peanut butter
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Film Broads Podcast @filmbroadspod.bsky.social · Oct 1
September 30th / October 1st
Rupert Everett as Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream 1999 Victor Jory as Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream 1935
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CNN @cnn.com · Sep 30
The artificial intelligence industry has a big problem: 95% of companies that try AI aren’t making any money from it, according to a recent report.
Most companies aren’t seeing a return on AI investments. This tech CEO wants to change that | CNN Business
The artificial intelligence industry has a big problem: 95% of companies that try AI aren’t making any money from it, according to a report from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology last month. O...
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