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my employees arent allowed to have swords i dont know where she got that
owie . . . 💔
is the pizza place usually this mean ? i just wanted to visit the pizza boy :(
is the pizza place usually this mean ? i just wanted to visit the pizza boy :(
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really .ᐣ
i thought those were only in movies .̲.̲.̲
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really .ᐣ
i thought those were only in movies .̲.̲.̲
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did you know . . .
i have super c00l lazer eyes ?
i have super c00l lazer eyes ?
*snatching her up as soon as she was close enough!!! taking him back to seven's warm grasp.*
huuuh ?
[ walking over , curious ! why does the pizza boy require her presence ? ]
[ walking over , curious ! why does the pizza boy require her presence ? ]
what? that sounds gross. but maybe it'd depend on the cheese.
[reaching for a bowl... and a scoop! the food was hers!]
it'd be too much of a strange taste, kiddo! i dunno if i'd like that!
[reaching for a bowl... and a scoop! the food was hers!]
it'd be too much of a strange taste, kiddo! i dunno if i'd like that!
mmm . . . yeah ! sounds good ! i would eat that !
[ laughing as she was bumped ! returning back to her watching position , drooling a little bit as he stared at the mac n cheese . ]
would /you/ eat it , dad ?
[ laughing as she was bumped ! returning back to her watching position , drooling a little bit as he stared at the mac n cheese . ]
would /you/ eat it , dad ?
sorry. it's in my goody two shoes nature.
*standing up now!! uh oh....*
but if you didn't hurt anyone, it should be fine to tell him, right?
*standing up now!! uh oh....*
but if you didn't hurt anyone, it should be fine to tell him, right?
[ still sweating bullets , looking away again . tapping her clawed foot repeatedly on the floor . ]
how about . . . you /don't/ be a snitch , pizza boy ?
dad says i can't hurt people , but he never said anything about giving myself the advantage ! sooo . . .
[ evil little snicker . ]
how about . . . you /don't/ be a snitch , pizza boy ?
dad says i can't hurt people , but he never said anything about giving myself the advantage ! sooo . . .
[ evil little snicker . ]
i didn't ask if you were hurting anyone. i asked if your dad knew what you were up to.
*stance relaxing a little, but he was still serious.
...seemingly.*
if you're so innocent, you'd be fine with me telling him, right?
*stance relaxing a little, but he was still serious.
...seemingly.*
if you're so innocent, you'd be fine with me telling him, right?
[ . . . gulp ! her stance froze , looking back at elliot as all that confidence faded .
then , doing a shrugging motion ! ]
i'm not hurting anyone ! ! i swear !
and besides , let a boy like me have fun !
[ well , being a nuisance /was/ her fun ! ]
then , doing a shrugging motion ! ]
i'm not hurting anyone ! ! i swear !
and besides , let a boy like me have fun !
[ well , being a nuisance /was/ her fun ! ]
chocolate too?? what about chocolate with cheese on it? would you eat that?
[booty bumping kidd with a fond smile, mixing the cheese in now! getting it nice and creamy.]
[booty bumping kidd with a fond smile, mixing the cheese in now! getting it nice and creamy.]
nnnope ! cheese is like , my favorite thing when it comes to snacks !
um , there's also nutella and -- oh , just chocolate in general ! ! hehehe !
[ raising her claws to her mouth as he laughed , watching the process . . . ]
um , there's also nutella and -- oh , just chocolate in general ! ! hehehe !
[ raising her claws to her mouth as he laughed , watching the process . . . ]
exploiting?
behind your father's back?
*giving a stern look, crossing his arms and everything. he didn't actually know what seven thought, but based on stances about himself he could make a good guess.*
behind your father's back?
*giving a stern look, crossing his arms and everything. he didn't actually know what seven thought, but based on stances about himself he could make a good guess.*
[ flinching his arm away , averting her own gaze . . . geez ! ! a little embarrassed that elliot has pointed it out , but heh ! that's why excuses exist ! ]
um . yeah ! these happened when i was out exploiting ! you wouldn't get it because you're a mr. goodie two-shoes .
[ smirking ! ]
um . yeah ! these happened when i was out exploiting ! you wouldn't get it because you're a mr. goodie two-shoes .
[ smirking ! ]
hmmm...i guess you're right.
*tapping a scrape on her knee, and a similar scratch on her elbow.*
these just appeared out of nowhere one day.
*tapping a scrape on her knee, and a similar scratch on her elbow.*
these just appeared out of nowhere one day.
[ offended gasp ! looking around , as if to see if there was anyone else who heard this nonsense , then looking back at the pizza boy ! ]
well , you’re wrong !
i pay attention /all/ the time so i don’t trip !
i’m always watching where i’m going !
[ she’s just lying ! ! ]
well , you’re wrong !
i pay attention /all/ the time so i don’t trip !
i’m always watching where i’m going !
[ she’s just lying ! ! ]
are you ever gonna get tired of cheese?
[and it's time to strain the noodles...!]
[and it's time to strain the noodles...!]
grilled cheese , grilled cheese , grilled cheeeese ! !
[ patting the counter with both paws ! watching him stir . ]
[ patting the counter with both paws ! watching him stir . ]
do you want grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly?
[stirring!]
[stirring!]
[ gasp ! ! ]
i want mac and cheeeese ! !
[ eyes going wide , wagging tail . . . really got him excited ! ]
i want mac and cheeeese ! !
[ eyes going wide , wagging tail . . . really got him excited ! ]
like what? im making mac and cheese but i can make something to go with it.
i want food !
heyy, hey, even i trip sometimes! you can admit when you just weren't paying attention.
which seems to be often.
*mirroring the childish action!!*
which seems to be often.
*mirroring the childish action!!*
whaaat ? ! i don’t ever trip ! i watch where i’m going when i’m up running !
[ that is a lie and she knows it ! he just wants to look c00l . ]
i can’t believe you’d think so low of me , pizza boy ! honestly , i’m offended !
mleeeh !
[ sticking his tongue out . ]
[ that is a lie and she knows it ! he just wants to look c00l . ]
i can’t believe you’d think so low of me , pizza boy ! honestly , i’m offended !
mleeeh !
[ sticking his tongue out . ]
really?? it was you all along??? i was wondering why i couldn't find you anywhere.
*pretending to be shocked!!!...holding back giggles of his own.*
ohhh, right...you zip around so often i thought you'd miss it and trip over.
*pretending to be shocked!!!...holding back giggles of his own.*
ohhh, right...you zip around so often i thought you'd miss it and trip over.
pizza boy , i’m the lump ! i’m the lump ! hehehe !
[ as much as she’d hate to admit it . . . this was making her laugh . fully standing up , waving her paws — complaining ! ]
if there was actually a lump , i’d just step over it , silly ! !
[ that is a solution ! ]
[ as much as she’d hate to admit it . . . this was making her laugh . fully standing up , waving her paws — complaining ! ]
if there was actually a lump , i’d just step over it , silly ! !
[ that is a solution ! ]
oh!! kidd, you need to watch out! theres a dastardly lump!
*crouching down to be at eye level with the child, feigning concern.*
your path could get blocked... its scary stuff. you need to be careful.
*crouching down to be at eye level with the child, feigning concern.*
your path could get blocked... its scary stuff. you need to be careful.
[ lifting herself up off the ground ! continuing to laugh , entertained by how stupid this is . can't he just walk over the lump ? ]
no , nooo ! ! it's meee ! ! pizza boy , it's me ! !
i'm kidd !
[ oh ! the lump revealed itself to be a fat baby ! ]
no , nooo ! ! it's meee ! ! pizza boy , it's me ! !
i'm kidd !
[ oh ! the lump revealed itself to be a fat baby ! ]