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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 9m

Se olisi wokejeesus

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2h

Oura is the first Decareindeer - $10 Billion dollar AI accessory company founded in the Arctic region.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2h

A thinking ring developed in the icy wasteland of Finnish Lapland just raised a Billion… and a washed out Viking actor was chosen to play Jesus Christ by Mel Gibson. Finland is suddenly hot again, in a strange and dangerous manner.

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 7h

Oura is raising new funding of $900 million as its valuation reaches nearly $11 billion

Smart ring maker Oura raises $900M from Fidelity | TechCrunch

Oura is raising new funding of $900 million as its valuation reaches nearly $11 billion

techcrunch.com

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 3h

He IS

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 3h

That is the joke!!

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 4h

Before playing the resurrected Christ, Jaakko was known mainly for playing Vikings… hope he brings this same energy

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 4h

They picked a Finnish Jesus Christ?? Thank you, Lord.
Swedes lost this one. A Nordic Savior and not some Middle Eastern rando.

Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 4h

EXCLUSIVE: Mel Gibson’s ‘THE RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST,’ sequel to 2004’s ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST,’ casts Finnish actor Jaakko Ohtonen (‘THE LAST KINGDOM’) as Jesus, replacing Jim Caviezel.

#TheResurrectionOfTheChrist #ThePassionOfTheChrist #JaakkoOhtonen

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 8h

Dude is rattled. He is clearly damaging negotiations with China with this type of reckless talk. Why? What is this nonsense?

tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 8h

this is some real housewives shit

ft headline: US-China trade dispute
Bessent slams China: ‘They want to pull everybody else down with them’

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 22h

Looking up the history of American holidays, folk songs, lullabies, school yard games, popular food dishes and playful expressions tends to get real dark, real quick.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

Thou shalt not have carnal knowledge of your manager named Jani or Vesa.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

If the insane machine god is born, the year 2036 is really gonna suck because GDP is then down by -50% and we know we’re all gonna be hunted down by mrdr drones. Or venomous blobs, I don’t know.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

Bessent is literally taunting China. Netherlands just seized a Chinese company because of US pressure. People dreaming of de-escalation because of Trump tweets are aggressively delulu.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

Half an hour before futures open.
He really is a card, I’ll say.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine planning the funeral of your brother because he couldn’t stand losing all his money in the crypto crash triggered by a hysterical tweet. And as you look at the buffet options, you see people celebrating “TACO Sunday” on social media. The tweet didn’t mean anything.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

It is amazing that this article treats this grotesque grift as perfectly normal, even making the very deliberate choice of calling the guy who floated this insanity “genius”.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

There is no amount of open corruption that will wake up Americans. That family has realized this crucial truth. They broke Senate, media and Supreme Court. Nobody dares to stand up. We live in a Republic of fear and cowardice.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 1d

Not many people know, but Finns love a false sausage that is made of flour and grease. And it’s the most delicious thing in the world

Jonatan Hildén @jhilden.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking of the sosig again

EU: sausages must be meat based
HK Blue: the puppet monkey looking worried meme. HK Blue is a Finnish sausage with fairly low meat content

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

America’s negotiation tactic was for Trump to destabilize markets by threatening 100% tariffs & for Vance to walk it back on Sunday shows. This weakness and fecklessness is exactly why China will likely double down. They know now that America is ready to fold completely.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

China refuses to take a call. Trump’s attempt to fix the situation is “bishes be crazy”. This truly is a cultural disconnect. China demands equal standing and America’s response is “Xi just went mad for a bit, just calm down”.

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know… the Bitcoin rebound from the flash crash seems to be faltering… was it really just a flash. Or something darker

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

Well, Vietnam has a bit of yttrium, I suppose

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

Weirdly, it’s not on their “Niittari” menu

Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

Hmmmm makes sense

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 2d

This Huuva TikTok blonde is oddly compelling…. Finally a Finnish franchise that is genuinely futuristic and savvy! Will their taco drones take over Europe? I hope so.

t.co/B00mp3ncQA

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8APq8cc/

t.co

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Tero Kuittinen @teroterotero.bsky.social · 3d

Ooh… This drone delivery restaurant is also doing TikToks offering people the chance to invest in them for 285 euros… Huuva, I wasn’t familiar with your game…

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