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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it. All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8d
Happy Dumb Motherfuckers' Day to all of the dumb motherfuckers out there dumb-motherfuckering!
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1h
The office ladies approve of my decision.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 2h
OK, I'll come into the office, but I'm going to dress and act slutty and that's just going to have to be everyone else's problem.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 3h
That said, I am serving the "slutty science teacher" aesthetic and vibe today, so maybe I am biased.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4h
Every time I go to the grocery store, I see some slob who hasn't showered or combed his hair in weeks walking around with a total smoke show... and maybe this "male loneliness crisis" is just dudes having absolutely no game.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 6h
Fifty degrees in March: 👙

Fifty degrees in October: 🥶
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 6h
Spike and Kratom zombies at the cornerstore this morning. It's starting to get chilly and the weather has been shit, so I wonder how long it'll be before they hop the trains to head back down south.

#TalesFromTheGasStation
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h
Good morning and Happy Witch Wednesday to all who celebrate!
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 17h
You've got the heart of a tradesman. Despite your journalistic background.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Did the mechanic apprenticeship not work out?
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Someone at Pixar knew what I liked and designed that scene for me.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
And I grew into that role over those six weeks.

It was a complete personality-shift.

And you can't know what will happen until it does. And it's different for everyone.

Some of my best friends went the other way and became douchebag, supervillains.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Again, with garbage trucks full of my own baggage... I showed up (a day late) and was instantly appointed the "Work Dad" and "assigned" my "Work-Wife" who was stationed at a COLO unit... because they had deigned her "Work Mom."
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
I was one of the most "decrepit" E6s in the Coast Guard (mostly due to HYT and some personnel tweaks that landed me there) and when I made Chief, I was not the Chief that I thought I would be. I felt was feeling my way through it the first six months. When I got to the CPO Academy...
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Just to correct the record: I followed you on Twitter first and I have never, once posted Mrs. Incredible's can on my timeline here or there... because that's a cherished secret that I've kept to myself all these years.

But, now that you've mentioned it publically...
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Gurl... that is too much dragon-slaying to just drop on the Skyline like that.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
They're 2 tacos for $2 that ran in the early-00s was a killer deal.

There was a JitB across the street from the bar I used to frequent in the 00's, in Alameda, with some really interesting characters; and the routine was "get smashed, get two tacos (or four)" and head beck into the fray.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
Honestly the best place to do that if you don't have a Jack-'n-the-Box nearby.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
I wonder if Bigfoot has a humanoid-shaped dong or if it's shaped differently...

Anyways, good night!
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h
The first thing I did when I joined Bluesky was to block that phrase.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not nearly high enough to understand that logic.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
Good on you, Dan.

The promise of access (and the money that comes with that) is never worth the cost to what it does to your soul. Ever. Never ever.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
This is the person who posted a snarky statement or a meme, that you chose to follow, without doing your due-diligence.

Just foreshadowing...
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
When it comes to politicians eating pizza, especially with NY-style pizza... I don't trust anyone who comes away from it not having pizza-sauce glazing their face, looking like they ate out Mrs. Chef Boyardee's pussy.
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
The stirring in my once-teenage loins...
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 19h
When it comes to politicians eating pizza, especially with NY-style pizza... I don't trust anyone who comes away from it not having pizza-sauce glazing their face, looking like they ate out Mrs. Chef Boyardee's pussy.
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