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Teddy Ted Ted
@tedput.bsky.social
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Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Mental vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · Aug 25
Free links to important things.

Special Counsel Smith report, Volume I:
www.justice.gov/storage/Repo...

Special Consel Mueller report, Volume I:
www.justice.gov/archives/sco...

US House January 6th Select Committee report and supporting materials:
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 7h
Ghost Turnips of Fintown is my new band name.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 7h
May Portland inspire the frog in all of us.
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cdlane.bsky.social @cdlane.bsky.social · 10h
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The Ballad of the Portland Frog Brigade
YouTube video by Hot Garbage Productions
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 7h
Dana Carvey's church lady from SNL in the 1980's.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 7h
That little "umm-hmm" at the end is really the icing on the Karen cake.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 9h
One is old enough to be president (35+).
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10h
I think "wakes up" is a strong phrase for what is actually happening.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 12h
If I ever become this self-unaware, please, please tell me.
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Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 1d
"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...
Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector
It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 1d
If they were serious about peace, it would be renamed the Department of Peace.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 1d
I bet the next time the dog will have eaten his homework.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 2d
1st and 2nd guys see things that aren't real, and 3rd guy sees nothing. Don't these chumps get free eyecare?
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 3d
Got botoxxed during Walter Reed hospital visit last week? Must have skipped the Matt Gaetz special forehead treatment...
Matt Gaetz after expanding the rentable square-footage of his frontal lobe container.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d
Everyone is getting into the game.
Owl in vampire-like clothing
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d
A good list of shiny facts.
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 4d
A 🧵 from something I posted on LinkedIn. The joy of this piece for me is having a crack but also trolling those hyper capitalist tossers on LinkedIn
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d
Benny Johnson quoting Putin is either a complete lack of self-awareness or a perfect example of his revenue stream. OK, both, probably both.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d
People observing their first amendment rights are outrageous? You, sir, are outrageous.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d
Mayonnaise shelf.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTj...
I Can't Stop My Leg - Robert Klein
YouTube video by V5V Media (V5V)
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d
I used to think MAGA was a Trump-specific cult, but maybe they are generically an asshole-worshiping cult?
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d
Protest sign saying "Go ahead... Chicago drinks tear gas by the ounce.", alongside a bottle of Malort.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d
Violation of the 1st Amendment? They don't care.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 9d
It's great that the ORP response to being called-out was essentially "we're not responsible for our own actions." (“We’re not reporters, just bad memers.”)
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 9d
He is not covering for others, just himself. The others are just benefitting from his own corruption.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 9d
There it is
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10d
😆😃😀
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10d
Trump would use a Sharpie.
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