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Jumping Thighder

@teddypimm.bsky.social

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Spider-bot on the internet, often NSFW, strictly 18+ All forms of largeness ahead, sometimes excessively so. Late 20s - he/they - aro ace

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · Jan 27

Time for a pinned post. Only maintaining one account here so expect both main and AD stuff here. I comm a bunch of art of my tabletop characters.

Things to expect: NSFW, Hyper, Weight Gain, Preg, Vore, Stuffing, Stuckage, etc

FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/teddypimm
Itaku: itaku.ee/profile/tedd...

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Focus @focus.hyper.wang · 6h

You know you've become a pilot when you've mastered the 747... by being able to easily sit atop one.

A classic Len piece by the amazing @bootfromtv.bsky.social, one of my favorites from you bud!!

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 1h

I wonder if anyone's done con badges that like fictional ID cards, proper size, format, and everything.

Even cooler if it was on a HID card (or something with NFC), put it on a lanyard, program it to store some easter egg if anyone has a reader.

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Lexodynaro 🔞 @lexodynaro.bsky.social · 2d

Comm for @pressxforrex.bsky.social,
After a long day working on vehicle and mecha suits, Tek is ready to finally hit the bed- Not without eating a massive meal deserving of her hard work fIrst, of course!

Color sketch commission for @pressxforrex, featuring their hawk oc, Tek.
This bird gal is ready to sleep, yawing with a hand covering her beak while the other is grabbing her hip. Compared to her usual self, she has a fat belly and an even fatter butt, caused by ll the food she has been eating before resting. Tak jusr finished a huge meal, and her stomach is still noisy.
She's wearing a light bra (with her nipples poking), and sweat pants with her gut tucked in them, making these pulled down some and exposing her undies.

A second sketch of the same scenario with Tek, but for a back view. She is now yawning while stretching with one of her arms in the air, and the other is behind her head. The angle makes an even more clear view of her panties since those sweats can't hold well with that much mass.

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · May 25

Fussed around with custom images in macrovision to make a height chart.

Turns out, I forgot just how massive 12ft actually is. Jelly huge.

Height chart made in macrovision. Vira (purple kobold) is 3ft. Gavi (orange kobold) is 4ft. Lantana (hyper-preg dryad) is 6ft 5in. Kela (thicc gnoll) is 8ft 3in. Jelly (slime and stone construct) is 12ft.

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 6h

Height charts are fun

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Beverage Beast! @hotbeveragedog.bsky.social · Dec 1

Fun task for size difference lovers: put your oc on this height chart next to Dayni and comprehend just how much she'd crush them in bed

Dayni, a big, red Neumono. She's 7'8" tall

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i eat jon its what i do @proxievil.bsky.social · 13h

giving verdell a trailer-park ass #evilart #verdell

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Fapo🔞 @fapo.bsky.social · Jul 1

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 10h

Need to ponder whether to keep my 'sona's legs plantigrade or digitigrade

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Madzie! @madzieaznable.bsky.social · 21h

Nothing better that a bed who can be a lot bigger!!

draw by my baby @yboon.bsky.social

the umbreon gal her name is Tsuki and belongs to me

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

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Aero🔞 @aeroskymin.pmd.social · 17h

I do want feedback, how do things feel here? everything fun n fine? I think this is the final design for aero, unless somethings glaringly off

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Retrofeather @retrofeather.bsky.social · 14h

old pic i used for a raffle

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 23h

me if I was wide dragon
(he/him)

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zandyzolo.bsky.social @zandyzolo.bsky.social · 21h

#fattytober 9- forest; commissioned by schluesselmeister, thank you!

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 22h

Politicians can lie, yes. But it's not like... magic? An example: Starmer became party leader on a much different manifesto to what he's trying to enact, but is facing a ton of backlash both internal and external and is failing to get things done because of it. Politics is headache-inducingly messy.

Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 22h

That's an overly simplified way of viewing things. Nominally he has power. Practically, there's constraints on it through delegation, the mechanisms through which laws are enacted and enforced, and image/reputation concerns.

The prime minster cannot simply state what he wants and have it happen.

Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 22h

You're going to need to provide evidence for all that, because I can't find it.

Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 22h

No. The political and media environment wouldn't allow any sort of link here. UK politics has strong unspoken rules about decorum and respectability, the papers would tear him apart if there was anything tangible.

Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 23h

Also, I'm not seeing anything suggesting he was involved in that study? It was published before the last general election, so it would've been before Starmer was prime minster and all of the authors are US based.

Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 23h

I would describe Starmer as center-right and he has pushed policies against freedom of expression in the name of safety. So I found your mention of him to be confusing because the outcome of that study runs counter to his beliefs.

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QWEAVEN UNIVERSE @qweave.bsky.social · 1d

fall is FINALLY in the AIR, and you know what THAT means - apple cider donuts, pumpkin spice Everything, more or less, and generally copious amounts of autumnal sugar. everyone enjoys it in their own way!

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Creature! 🔞 @factorialkobold.bsky.social · 1d

Hinoki! My half of a trade with @naycelium.bsky.social

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HyperHeaven0 @hyperheaven.bsky.social · 1d

Would you help this slime find her cleaning brush?

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Jumping Thighder @teddypimm.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh, think of that fur pattern as socks and gloves", "Oh, those segments are kinda like a crop top and panties" that sorta thing