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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3h

reheated spaghetti sauce is for sure better than regular for some reason, plus it’s very quick and easy. unfortunately you still have to boil the noodles, a reviled chore that takes longer than infinity to do

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 1d

If i ever see anyone put this word in their bio i will completely ruin their whole entire life

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 1d

today is what’s known as what I like to call a little old thing called a bit of a “lost day,” for me, personally speaking, about myself

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 2d

good news: i have gone ahead and decided to make comedy legal again

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 2d

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve always avoided Frank Zappa/The Mothers Of Invention’s music because for whatever reason I had a preconceived notion of what their music sounded like and i assumed I would hate it. Finally listened to Freak Out and not only was I *exactly* right, but I hated it even more than I thought I would 🫶

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 3d

it should be straight up illegal to knock on my front door. I have been watching silent hill 2 playthrus recently, I don't need that kind of thing

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 5d

Doc tuah

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 5d

da goat 🙌

Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 5d

Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 5d

i agree and i am always saying this! and plus, it's very true too, also, as well

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 5d

saw it just before it was blocked, honestly might've been the single most dork-ass thing I've ever seen someone say on here lol

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 7d

happy to leave the vapor world behind too for sure, but everyone into monster rancher is a huge fuckin dork. this is simply the burden I must bear.. so instead I peer thru the murky glass of weird corners like r/ExtremeHorrorLit to cringe and mock from afar thru my thinly veiled morbid curiosity 🧘‍♂️

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · Sep 30

Everyone is on their own stupid fucking journey 🧘‍♂️

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 8d

we did before the 2000s, this sounds like an 80s/90s r&b song. 9/11 took this away from us......

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 8d

I think if i worked as a clerk in an attorney's office, a good bit would be to tell people that I was an "officer of the law" lol. red state boomers would eat that shit up. and then i could add a cheeky lil "huh...guess ACAB applies to me too!" for fellow leftists. 'The Great Unifier' they'd call me

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 10d

But isn’t the website supposed to be my fwiend???

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 10d

if bluesky allowed you to save drafts this one probably would've stayed in there. blame the website

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 10d

I wish I had $100. wait no...I wish I had $200. wait no...I wish I had $300. wait no...I wish I had $400. wait no...I wish I had $500. wait no...I wish I had $600. wait no...I wish I had $700. wait no...I wish I had $800. ya I think $800 would be good. actually no wait a sec...I wish I had $801. wai

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 11d

....I spelled 'druid' with a j

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 11d

i hate it when I'm toiling away in rain-sodden hinterlands and yet I am still expected to govern my tongue in the presence of nobility lest I be labeled a vulgar knave smdh

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 14d

is it fantasy because orcs are fantastical beasts, or because your fantasy spelling bee only has words that are so easy even you can spell them? (idk if you can post gifs here along with text or if it auto-posts the gif without text like on discord, so just pretend there's a slam dunk gif here)

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 16d

i’m already on Paris fashion week 2026, checking out womenswear SS27, my plan to end the war is actually 21 points, i’m headlining super bowl LXI, and i’m divorcing my wife after 20 years of marriage, but your thing is cool too i guess

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 17d

watching ur mom's sex tape lol

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 18d

had a dream where some trashy couple posted a short video online, I don't remember what it was but tons of people were making fun of them in the comments. anyway in the middle of all the comments there was one guy whose username was 18 minute gallon, and he simply posted "im 18 minute gallon"

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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 18d

oh yeah I do that almost every time but I always forget for like five seconds first lol

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