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ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 10h

Then what happens if the economy collapses and I aint got no soy sauce packets to barter with?!

ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 11h

Idk who needs to hear this but.. clean out that “junk drawer”

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 7h

I only wanna make things roooooight!

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 9h

the most unserious mvp and this new monica unit...

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 7h

We went to see Roofman, and with this and
Sinners, it’s really nice to see people on TV with their natural teeth 😭

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 8h

This is week is so long!

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 8h

Change pitchers again omg

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 11h

I’m packing your stuff right now

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 12h

That’s evil!

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 12h

The**

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 12h

With they way he puts every damn thing on a high shelf, I think i need to return him 😭

🕸️🕷️ 🥀 Nani🥀🕷️🕸️ @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi · 12h

Save the tall ones for us tall girls.

If you’re between 5” and 5’3” you don’t NEED to be with someone 6’1” or greater! You could have them 5’6”-5’10” boys and still be good; heels or not!

Return them tall kings to the Amazons where they belong! 🤣 (Jokes; don’t come for me)

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 14h

for some reason, it never occurred to me that i at 5'3 would actually look small to someone say, 6'3 - 6'6. this is actually absurd.

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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 14h

Allows them their fantasy of burning it all down and starting from scratch without having to do anything productive, or getting their hands dirty

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, I checked. There’s already a claim of Irish ancestry to other themselves, as if the Irish weren’t overseers, which is how I, too, have Irish ancestry 🙄

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 13h

LMFAO lord we truly have no fucking allies

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Mik | Graphic Designer + Strategist @oksoboom.blacksky.app · 17h

Girl not tf now…

dabxdee.bsky.social @dabxdee.bsky.social · 17h

Death isn't tragic, what dies inside you while you're still alive, that's tragic.

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 17h

It’s NEVER Mitch McConnell or Nancy or that man and his inbred kids!

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 17h

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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 17h

D'Angelo speaking out about the physical and emotional burden of maintaining a nearly unobtainable physique and sexy image as a Black male artist should be taught in labor studies. It absolutely impacted how I analyze pop culture.

GQ Profile Of D'Angelo Explores The Perils Of Being Sexy

Visit the post for more.

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Meek (Spooky) 👻 @themeekwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, Alaska's been hit by a typhoon and no one is talking about it. Indigenous towns are in need of aid. People are missing and the gov't is still shut down.

If any creators here are in affected areas, please drop links for aid.

#mutualaid #crisis #alaska #typhoonhalong #helpourcountrymen

Rescue and recovery efforts underway as remnants of Typhoon Halong hit western Alaska | Alaska Beacon

Rescue and recovery efforts began Sunday in western Alaska as a major storm caused by remnants of Typhoon Halong hit coastal communities with massive storm surge, flooding and hurricane-force winds up...

alaskabeacon.com

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Detroit Metro Times @metrotimes.com · 1d

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

I hate those damn paintings

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

He likes that orange man. My curse theory is still holding strong!

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh 🫩

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

I hate it. He’s just coasting in his retirement. Doesn’t speak on what his party is doing, even in support of it!

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

We might be losing voting rights this week and yall are still on here whining about Kamala and Obama not doing enough for you while unemployed. Shut the fuck up.

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

He has responsibility in how we got here, including making everybody so fucking dumb.

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🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 1d

Obama owes us for life but George W.’s stupid, worthless ass has damn near been in hiding?

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