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Tea Pain

@teapainusa.bsky.social

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Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · Jun 9

The reason Trump keeps getting away with his crimes is because police are looking for a guy 6’ 3”, 239 pounds.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 15h

Trump: “What do I have to do to get into heaven?”

Preacher: “All you have to do is admit your mistakes and ask for forgiveness.”

Trump: “Looks like I’m going to Hell, then.”

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s accepted the fact that he’s going to hell. The problem is he wants to take the rest of us with him..

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 1d

Hear that, Pam Bondi! Trump wants you to arrest whoever was president on January 6, 2021!

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 1d

Somebody must’ve explained to Trump that you can’t be in St. Peter’s files if you’re in Jeffrey Epstein’s files.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 1d

Why is a guy with “exceptional health“ so worried about heaven lately?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 2d

Who was President that day, Pumpkin?????

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d

You were president on Jan 6th, Puddin’ Brain.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, like a vet “fixes” a cat.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: "Republicans are the party that are fixing healthcare. We just demonstrated that in the one big beautiful bill."

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d

Dems: No Kings

GOP: Pro Kings

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d

Will Trump live long enough to see the #EpsteinFiles released?

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

As Trump lies about America’s economic health, his doctors are lying about his own physical health.

We’ll see which one lasts longer .

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

The guy who illegally accrued over $5 billion this year by abusing his power is prosecuting a black woman for getting a $50 a month discount on a loan.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d

The grand jury indictment against New York AG Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased.

James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, the indictment alleges.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Letitia James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, indictment alleges

The grand jury indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased in Norfolk, Virgini

www.nbcnews.com

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

President Needy Baby now claims the Nobel Peace Prize recipient says the award actually belongs to Trump.

Time for his next diaper change.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

By Christmas Trump’s team will be explaining how a recession is actually good for the country.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 3d

Under Kristi Noem's leadership, ICE is now shooting dogs.

Which means ICE will probably soon be sleeping with Corey Lewandowski, too.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

Vaccines for me, not for thee.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

To all the Americans losing their jobs and farmers losing their farms, take comfort in the fact that the people in Argentina are doing great.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

Seen it first hand in Sicily.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah. Almost forgot…

Release the #EpsteinFiles!

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 4d

The firings will continue until unemployment improves.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d

The Trump Regime begins mass firings of federal civil servants.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 4d

Trump announces he will bomb the Nobel committee for denying him another peace prize.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 4d

When the Romans took over Greek cities, they would dismantle the amphitheaters and strip the blocks to build arenas.

Forsaking literature and art to promote bloodsport sounds like pure MAGA, don’t it?

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 4d

Here’s a small list of everyone. Trump considers less important than protecting Epstein and his pedophile posse.

Our military
Air traffic controllers
All government workers
Social Security recipients
Air travelers
You

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 5d

Make no mistake. This nonsense about Antifa is directly tied to the 2026 and 2028 elections. It’s the “crisis” they will use as justification to shut down key voting centers.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 6d

What a lyin' dumbass.

Mar-a-Lago was raided on August 8, 2022.

Jack Smith was appointed Special Counsel on November 18, 2022.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Eric Trump accuses Jack Smith of "planting classified documents at Mar-a-Lago"

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