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Agent Of Chaos

@tdsmusic.com

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Posting whatever I feel like...Mainly Jokes and work stuff sometimes Thank you to everyone who helps to support me through my shop at www.tdsmusic.com I will follow back

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Aug 9

don't want to have to be a racist POS or break the law just to ask for help..

So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you

buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic

Craig is Selling products with my designs on www.tdsmusic.com

Hi, I'm Craig, and I run TDSMusic and Gifts. Your donations mean the world to me and my daughter, helping us continue our creative work. I write poems. I also sell my designs on items such as stickers

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Aug 9

don't want to have to be a racist POS or break the law just to ask for help..

So if you could help, or "Support" I appreciate it. Thank you

buymeacoffee.com/TDSMusic

Craig is Selling products with my designs on www.tdsmusic.com

buymeacoffee.com

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 2

Now doing custom designs if you want your own design or idea on a product for example T-shirt, sticker or mug let me know (The price will be the same as each item is in my store I ain't gonna charge extra for that shit) visit www.tdsmusic.com let me know here

TDS Music and Gifts

TDS Music and Gifts is about more than just music. We also have clothing, Accessories, and homeware. We touch on a wide range of subjects and designs that are not just music-related, like our Zodiac d...

www.tdsmusic.com

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 22

It's important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 21

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 20

I visited my new friend at his house. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 20

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 19

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 19

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 18

Diana Ross says she is delighted Trump is not taking out the Supreme Leader.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 17

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 17

I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.

We never meet.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 17

Doctor: "We have a donor for your penis transplant"

Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc.. how long have I got?"

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 16

What do a pizza deliveryman and a gynaecologist have in common?

They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it, they'll be in trouble.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 15

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 15

My girl caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "Babe, it's not what it looks like!"

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 15

He people are showing up to Trump's parade to...I mean, I am sure they are there some...THERE, THERE'S O...Oh no, tumbleweed again. My mistake.

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ALT: a picture of a desert road with captionedgif.com written on the bottom

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 14

USA, where you can't fit your own flag on, but can fit two full Russian flags to celebrate.

WTF has happened to you, USA?

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 14

What does a hot dog use for protection?

Condoments.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 14

"So, Mickey, you said you’re divorcing Minnie because she’s really silly?"

"No, I said she’s fucking Goofy."

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 13

Hi I know this may sound strange, but I know someone who is trying to get what they call a big story out in the media. I thought about you and the network. They say it is huge. Would I be able to give you their details? or link to an account?

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 13

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 12

Two sperm are swimming around inside a girl. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 11

Sticks and stones, they may break these bones
But then, I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready
I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know...

Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 11

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P!NK - What About Us (Official Video)

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Agent Of Chaos @tdsmusic.com · Jun 11

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClU3...

P!NK - What About Us (Official Video)

YouTube video by PinkVEVO