Tom Sutcliffe
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I refer you to Hilaire Belloc
Lord Finchley

Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light/ Himself. It struck him dead: And serve him right!/ 
It is the business of the wealthy man/To give employment to the artisan.
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What are you thinking!!!
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For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
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I do hope all this adulation doesn’t alter President Trump’s gracious and unassuming character…
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Yes. Or “Not experienced experience”. As I call it.
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Someone on the news talking about “vicarious lived experience”. Which presumably is another way of saying “unlived experience”.
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I like it that Death is such a big fan of Heath Robinson too. Really puts the work in on the detailing. He’d be huge on YouTube…
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Watching Final Destination: Bloodlines. Pure cinema. Every close-up an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon in embryo.
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Netflix’s “Slow Burn”: two hours of plot spread over eight.
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Not for me. But some people seem to love it.
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I’m also questioning the wisdom of lighting the brewery with a mixture gaslight and GIANT BONFIRES.
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Ironically the street scenes are strikingly short of horseshit…
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Watching The House of Guinness. There’s a publican who appears to be in his way to a fancy dress party as a leprechaun. I’m not *absolutely* convinced this is an accurate representation of nineteenth century Dublin.
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You’d hope. But I checked and I’m pretty sure it is.
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Is it possible for a country to die of embarrassment?
@realDonald Trump
Thank you to President Putin!

Above a Putin quote about President Trump not winning the Nobel
Peace Prize:
"This award lost credibility. The committee discussed the prize for people who have done nothing for the world."
"He solves complex problems, crises that last for decades."
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Not sure. But it’s close to midnight I think.
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Went to see Katherine Bigelow’s A House of Dynamite. Quite glad I’ll be among those who won’t have a clue what the hell just hit them.
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It would be disastrous to give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. He wouldn’t have to make any kind of effort to win it any more.
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Chalky I could handle…. Though I should confess that my opinion is based on around 25 minutes of the first episode of the first series. I know perfectly decent human beings who tell me that it ISN’T a perfect distillation of our faithless, solipsistic, truth-deprived times.
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A headline that neatly sums up why I don’t watch Traitors.
Headline from The Times 

REVIEW
The Celebrity Traitors — a fun start but will these luvvies get nasty enough?
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This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
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People are laughing. But I for one am proud to be Britiash….