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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 54m

Do they read these things out loud?

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 7h

I’m a sucker for Flintstone gay porn

Chuchu.G 🔞 @chuchugelee.bsky.social · 13h

Page 28
Whip whoop whop you can suck my cock

Fred whippin’ a fat one. Fnab p.28, a comic by Chuchu.G

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 7h

So he says, as he and his adopted son beat-off while looking at it

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 8h

Them—You mean someone shot at your face?

Me—No, I said he GLAZED my face.

The guy behind the Wendy’s counter—

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says " oh yeah "

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says " oh yeah "

media.tenor.com

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 8h

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 8h

He sort of breathlessly (because I was still fucking him) said, “you think I’m hot?!” Like such a thing hadn’t occurred to him as possible.

A while later I came and we flipped positions with him in the proverbial driver’s seat 🍆🍑🍑🍆

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 8h

About the 3rd apology though, with my dick buried inside him, I told him to stop apologizing. With one arm across his chest and my other arm ‘round his furry belly, I said, “I wouldn’t be here right now if I didn’t think you’re hot. So let’s just have some fun fuckin’ around.”

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 8h

Hooked up with a guy in the park up in the hills who kept apologizing for being overweight. He said he was still losing weight and I said something like good for you or keep up the work trying to be encouraging.

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 10h

My local airport won’t play the dog murderer’s propaganda videos—but they’re making it clear they’re UNABLE to, not choosing not to 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 10h

Everyone knows it’s 135241

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 10h

Nothing to see here, just the president and his drunk nazi Secretary of DEFENSE turning our military into murderous scumbags

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 10h

Just watched the Charlie Got Molested episode of Always Sunny, and love how the only really creepy guy turned out to be Charlie’s uncle getting turned on at the intervention 🤦🏼‍♂️

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 13h

If I want to watch random dingle-dangles in open showers, listen to hyper-male boasting & misogynistic jokes, and have the occasional quickie with some dude on the down low, I’d join a gym again.

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 13h

I was too bullied throughout my childhood & adolescence to watch military stories. they always involve breaking people down, but especially gay oriented ones ‘cause I’ve also had enough homophobia not to want to watch it as entertainment. Take that away & we’re left with nudity & softcore porn🤷🏻‍♂️

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 19h

Now that the drunk nazi playing Secretary of Defense has instigated unacceptable press coverage policies, every news outlet should simply write THAT story endlessly with repeat articles on his sexual assault settlement and all the other scandals and criminality of this administration.

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 20h

4 AM at the casino hotel and I still can’t sleep 🤦🏼‍♂️

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 20h

No religion allowed

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 21h

There’s no soda paste in the oven and the baking dish contains a helluva lot more than 4 tablespoons of vinegar.

Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 21h

Can you see the problems?

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 22h

It’s almost like Gareth Moore doesn’t understand how boycotting a fascist nation works 🤔