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Taryn
@tarynpivots.bsky.social
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née bluefeet. Crossfitter, runner, pivot lover, wannabe woodworker. Blue badge holder. Ex-Stack Overflow DBRE. Former SQL MVP. Opinions are mine... she/her
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 1d
What’s daylight saving time??
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 3d
I just want someone even if it’s not another dog to play with them.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 4d
Stay strong.

Or on second thought, fuck it and get whatever you want
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 4d
When the ball gets stolen 😢😢💔💔💔
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 6d
You’re so judgmental, Drew!
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 8d
Are you and my wife related???
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 10d
I have officially reached the age for a shingles vaccine.

First shot today.

Expect to be dead sick tomorrow
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 10d
It works surprisingly well
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 10d
just get a mouse mover www.amazon.com/dp/B0CC33VVHT
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 10d
I don't post much about work, but today I added an index on a database for one of our top regressed queries. It resulted in a noticeable drop in CPU. Execution time dropped 83% and this is for a query that executes ~10k times an hour on just this DB. Now to deploy to the 22k other DBs. #sqlserver
A graph that shows the CPU, IO, Memory and DTU usage of a database. At approximately 10:30am on the graph the metrics of the CPU and DTU dropped about 10%.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 10d
52. A new one every week.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
Yellow box cake with chocolate frosting. Basic but delicious
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
Well I’m sure you can have a box cake and some frosting delivered. I’m not fancy, I’m basic. Don’t need a fancy cake.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
It was delicious. I finished all of it.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
Sounds much healthier than what I just ate.

Two very large pieces of leftover birthday cake. 🍰🍰
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
That’s the shot!! Nice board and nice dinner. 😘❤️
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
a little boy is sitting at a desk and waiting .
ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk and waiting .
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
I would say nice board but it’s missing from this pic 😘
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 12d
This applies to most “smart” things.
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 15d
No. Never
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 16d
@kenjimallon.bsky.social have you seen this?

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AV7N1X/
New condos slummed out lol place your bids
TikTok video by brobassett
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 17d
Yet you are still watching it?
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 20d
We have had so much rain lately. We got 45% of our annual rainfall over the last 5 days.

I’m ready for things to dry out. #overit
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 22d
Worst year ever
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Taryn @tarynpivots.bsky.social · 22d
This one hurts
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