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Tarquin

@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · Nov 6

@infinitescream.bsky.social
Sorry to keep bothering you, but I need you to do your thing on my feed every five minutes for eternity.
Thanks.

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Johanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 6h

Trump thinks it’s appropriate to post an AI video of himself shitting over the 7 million Americans who marched against him today.
You bet your ass he’s rattled.
He’s terrified of the people and the consequences of his actions, so keep fighting back, don’t let him know a minutes peace.
He’s done.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 15m

Ketchup????

Brown sauce all the way.
Enough of this tommy sauce madness..😜

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 16m

Well, now seems like a good time to take up heroin..

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 8h

Republicans are so fucking DESPERATE to change the subject right now because they know the #NoKings rallies today were historic and they really, really don’t want us talking about it.

So tell, me — where did you march against the Trump regime and what was on your sign?

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 11h

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prof_alice_roberts on Instagram: "What a fabulous gig in Truro! Thanks everyone who came and packed out the wonderful Hall for Cornwall! Catch me on the next leg in …"

What a fabulous gig in Truro! Thanks everyone who came and packed out the wonderful Hall for Cornwall! Catch me on the next leg in November - if you’re anywhere near Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Glasgow, Bournemouth, Portsmouth, London, Cambridge!

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 11h

There's a thought. 😢

Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 11h

I had a spring clean myself a few months ago.

Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 11h

It's an automated list. It's fine. I'm just ignoring it.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 11h

Yep. It's fine. 😁

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11h

I wonder how long Christian Calgie will remain senior political correspondent at the Daily Express.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 11h

Several really rusty ones..

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

Well, it won't be as easy here. Block works well & people can create their own algorithms, so any crap like that, I won't even see.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

I got added to some list this evening because I replied to that dumb JD Vance post..🤷😂

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 12h

I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

You've subscribed to a blocklist that has just added that account I think.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

I know!
I fear what my rectum would have been like if we hadn't.
Nothing like the glorious anus I have now. Far, far worse.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

I worry too, but it'll be alright. Sometimes people deactivate just to concentrate on something else. I've done it a few times.
It removes the temptation to have a peak on here, when I need to be doing other stuff.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

Good. That fucker needs to suffer. All the republicans do.

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Johanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 12h

There wasn’t a single arrest in NYC, nobody smeared faeces on the Statue of Liberty, nobody tried to murder the opposition, nobody tried to overthrow democracy.
This can be edited for each individual protest!

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

Flo!👋

I think all those buses just ran over her head.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 12h

Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

It'll be alright mate. No need to worry.

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

I'm post decimal & the last time someone tried to explain all the pre decimal stuff to me, I had a rectal prolapse.

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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 12h

Brexit impact on UK economy
'negative for foreseeable future’, Bank of England chief says

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Brexit impact on UK economy 'negative for foreseeable future,' Bank of England chief says

The bank's governor, Andrew Bailey, said for nearly a decade he had been careful to "take no position on Brexit" but when asked directly about its impact on economic growth he "had to answer that ques...

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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social · 12h

I hope he's scared but like you say, I don't think he's mentally competent enough to process it.
He's gotten away with everything his whole life.
It will be interesting to see what he & the republicans come out with next.

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