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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

ate ice cream off the floor because im NOT wasting ben n jerry

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

theyre just tiny lil cleaners. if they DO bite, it makes sense. we are literal giants to them

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

sleeping after lunch should be socially acceptable

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

mine is rude..

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

did the peanut mnm also fucking eat u

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

??? undo the fucking bond then

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

1 video per rent paid

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 8h

get rekked

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12h

Result: Denji "You are very cute! you're also just a little bit stupid, but your enthusiasm and lust for life always makes people feel welcome around you. could you make it any more obvious that you're insanely touch starved??? you should be a little nicer to yourself, tho, u deserve it."

manga meme of Denji staring into a TV screen and saying "He just like me fr!!!!"

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12h

yeah but you knew that you COULD meet someone of my likeness.. it's kind of rude

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12h

YOU pay the bills? let me talk to my bf rq.. we're abt to become very open minded

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12h

you're not supposed to pee in them anyway. it's like a bidet but you're supposed to shit in them

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 15h

woah so ure offering sex as a joke to OTHER people???

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 17h

"no, but what do you THINK about this?"
nothing at all. absolutely zero care and thought towards it

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 17h

people: be honest about your dissociation and how you feel :(
same people when i say i feel nothing: WHAT? nothing at ALL? :/ rude

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 1d

real talk "kids have been priced out of toys" is a really fucked up sentence that I think speaks to a sickness deep in our society, this should not be a thing that happens

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 22h

dont look in the mirror

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 22h

isn't chabbage-chan supposed to be holy and innocent, senpai?

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 22h

lets find a doodle caterpillar duo.. we must battle..

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Kakashi-but-Daily @dailykakashi.bsky.social · 1d

Last a lifetime

Chunin-exams era kid Kakashi and Gai sitting together during a sunset, Kakashi is more reclined and has one leg raised. Gai is looking down very seriously while Kakashi is looking towards the far distance

Post-war Kakashi ang Gai. Gai is blushing with an excited face and Kakashi is crying with his hands clenched in front of his chest

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

YOURE SO COOL DUDE

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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 1d

why unfollow when u can block me so I don't have to see ur posts either pls

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mal the #1 naniwa danshi wota @hall0wtwn.bsky.social · 1d

need lizzy mcguire on this shit

The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 1d

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

ask her for consent. she'll probably say yes

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aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

its safe guys. ignore the bangs being all over the place and ignore how hard it is to get back to work 😼 its totally safe

aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 1d

gonna experiment and see if taking a nap mid haircut is safe

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