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Sylvette!!

@sylvette.bsky.social

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It’s hard being the best blue skier out there. it/they PFP: @mokayume.bsky.social 〜 Old Enough to Drink in America 〜 🏳️‍⚧️Malevolent Thing ΘΔ& Opinions not my own. they are your's. Sorry :/ please give me money https://ko-fi.com/sylvettesylph i want it

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Mar 18

After MANY MANY YEARS of this only existing in my head without actualization… I have FAR TOO MANY THANKS TO GIVE TO @mokayume.bsky.social for their wonderful job designing my true faerie form with a practically perfect read of my vibes. ;;;;;; Please show them some love.

(Artist’s page is 🔞!!)

A fluffy faerie with pink hair, ears, and chest alongside translucent purple wings with antennae coming out the top. It has pink heart eyes in place of normal pupils.

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 1d

fuck dudes. its over. i accidentally made up a guy and got mad at him again

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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12d

Fork just gave me the most ominous error message I've ever seen in my life

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Vybbles @vybbles.bsky.social · 18d

when we say we're on the spectrum this is what we mean

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 13d

My therapist keeps telling me to be honest with myself and with others but my lawyer is telling me to use my right to remain silent what the fuck do I do

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 13d

Tragic.

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TJ "Henry" Yosh @tj99er.bsky.social · 13d

Bet.

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Apr 19

“Has pot helped at all?”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 13d

then hit next time mother fucker

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 26d

most true & real shit this accounts ever posted actually

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 27d

fuck i was intending on getting a new image yesterday with the new pin but i forgor. fuck it. the swaggiest hat known to man.

pink long-brim fedora with a light pink band that has a flowery design along it

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 27d

you are asking for a lot from someone who is literally just a little guy (gender-neutral)

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · 28d

listen the universe might have made me terrified of everything but at least i have a cool little hat that makes everything worth it

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · Oct 5

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 30

Again gender doesn’t matter, you just gotta be a little creature y’know?

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 30

This is allowed and encouraged, actually.

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 29

as the fabled it/its though i propose creature night. gender doesnt actually matter you just have to be a bit ΘΔ

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 29

thanks i’m nonbinary

davidfoldberg8004: You will never be a real woman.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · Sep 29

Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING."

Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!"

Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery"

Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 29

one of the only actual perks of being nonbinary is that you are a contender for both boys night and girls night at the same time

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 28

i love my wife

Discord message from my partner: I helped the poor creature; it got stuck on the futon, and I guess the battery also died or was dying because every time I pushed the button to dock it it would just stop. It also spoke at me in a foreign language. I don’t know what it was trying to tell me.

Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 28

i got like ten of these notifications what the hell is going on— ITS STILL HAPPENING HELP

Various notifications from SharkClean, either reading “gay sex has experienced an error” or “My brushroll is stuck. Please remove hair and debris from my brushroll.”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 28

ah shit not again

Notification from the SharkClean app, saying “gay sex has experienced an error.”

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 28

this sucks absolute shit thank you

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explainsiffryn.bsky.social @explainsiffryn.bsky.social · Sep 28

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Sylvette!! @sylvette.bsky.social · Sep 23

Do you want to help me on a grand journey to find and dig up buried treasure? I definitely won’t betray you and leave you cursed for life in order to take all the gold for myself

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