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@syljaykay.bsky.social

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I ain't talkin bout nothin Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25 SkyClear Flight Crew✈️ Nothing to see here

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · Jan 3

In case you're new here.
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.

• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm

#BlackSky

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 2m

About 0%

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 3m

It's all I know, Antonio.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5m

It's 10am on a Tuesdee, Jeremy.

We're at the strip clurb eating steak and shrimp.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 8m

Let's see how long this lasts.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 12m

*checks calendar*
Yep...🙄

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 15m

I wish I had a lil close friends on this app.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 16m

Ohhhhh, buddy. I wish I could share just 1% of them.😭

“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 51m

You don’t have to share every bad experience you have with the internet.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 17m

I'm about to assign y'all to be my wing-people. My wing woman last week failed me real bad.

DM me for serious wing-person inquiries.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 23m

😂

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 27m

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 28m

I thought Dick had been dead.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 34m

He's not talking about the rest of us under the umbrella.
I'll see myself out.

Feyd-Author @theboywhowrote.bsky.social · 39m

🧐 specifically talking about autism in this case

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 40m

You talking one type of spicy or the whole umbrella? Point to them for T.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 47m

I'm like, are you sure, sir? Have you been to the south?....😂😂😂

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 48m

*whispers*
He's not wrong.🤷🏽‍♀️

Or so I've heard.

Feyd-Author @theboywhowrote.bsky.social · 1h

ND coochie will have you ready to slay a dragon with your bare hands.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 49m

My response before I knew what he meant...
I need help.😂😂😂😂😂
Buuut.....

Feyd-Author @theboywhowrote.bsky.social · 1h

ND coochie will have you ready to slay a dragon with your bare hands.

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 50m

Ohhhhhh....lmao

✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 51m

Like North Dakota?...
Snow pussy?
WHyte claw cat?

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 55m

Spotify was also down last I heard.

Now do Amazon!

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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 12h

I fucking hate fall.
I hate time changes.
I hate being cold.
I hate wearing clothes.
I hate it being dark at 2pm.

Just leave me alone. I'm not a good time right now.