Sweary Prof
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Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
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Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
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OH MY GOD we're out of star anise
Outstanding fruity goodness in liquid form. Look out for Plum Porter Reserve in late November.
I wasn't keen on descending Kinderlow in sod-all visibility, down to the river, then back up to Downfall. But my dinner tasted much better as a result.
Would have gently quicker if we hadn't stopped and chatted with every other runner up there!
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
Could all the monks on here DM me please, I have a saucy proposition
#xshitter
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
And relax. Can any of you massive procrastinators guess the location?
#stout #ale #camra #bliss
J'accuse: McD's, pastry, not enough biking, Trump, Vance, the price of Olive Oil, and Trump again.
Also, "I can live, if living is without you".
Does kind of spoil the sentiment
I would just like to thank France and America for sticking to their designated stereotypes
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Great one to have on vinyl, the whole thing really hangs together as an album.
I want a pet upgrade, how much for wee Eastside there?
Ah, not visited. I do wish Hathersage would turn the heaters off at some point during the winter. I broke the ice there one New Year's day.
Awesome. Makes Pearl Harbour look like Pingu.
Hi, at first I thought this was Hathersage. Bakewell?
This joke isn't explosively funny, but that's 'K.
Accidentally biked 10 miles over Hayfield while avoiding responsibilities. Ground still pretty solid, gusty high up. Drama from a S92 rescue over Brown Knoll. #mtb #hayfield
Lovely orifice!
Oh. Wait.
What a nice patterned hole.
Aw no.
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
Ok but how do I know for sure that you're a Christian? What's your favourite Bible passage?
I mean if he killed more immigrants it would be awesome!
Extremely low effort bot klaxon
Hi Kate. I like your car!
Trump's doing a really good job, isn't he?
God bless!