Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
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You figure fans in Kansas City must hate Rick Knox. Their heroes are referees who like to influence the outcome. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
What opened, Ray Odyssey vs. Abbudah Singh?
Week before AEW runs a PPV at a venue that’ll max out at 7000. Chance to say, “See, we outdrew them, we’re number two.”
Capitalist Blowjob Jesus was probably the biggest longshot to win the Preakness.
It's all fun and games until the metallic orgasm immediately forms into the T1000.
That never occurred to me watching it myself, but I suppose people will see somebody laser/hyper-focused on one avenue of life and make that suggestion.
24-hour news apparatus. People will glue themselves to any and all breaking news, so the merchants oblige their sadness.
The Jets might actually get Kurt Warner to swear.
"Whiten Season" was such a good podcast in its day.
They're just think-pieces for the dumb. Fodder to engage directionless people, inciting anger or giddiness (depending on which side you're on).
”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”
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Who had the better theatrical album release party this month: Taylor Swift or Nine Inch Nails?
In unrelated news, TKO earnings call on November 5.
Jeep commercial: “Influencers aren’t new!”

Neither is polio. But preventing it from existing does make the world a better place.
“I can’t believe I have to watch Trump on Saturday Night’s Main Event” says the WWE fan that still supports the product to this point, despite all the clashes with their ideals.
Movie's named after what Ansari earned from the Riyadh festival.
The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.
If Rich could read this now, he’d (fake) laugh his head off.
Pac's extended singlet makes him the 1-2-3 Bastard. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
The 2025 Iron Mike Sharpe Memorial Award for Exemplary Superficial Grunting goes to Kyle Fletcher. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Lance Archer looks like the bouncer at a strip club that has a mechanical bull covered in blood stains. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
As gambling debts mount, Nick Jackson procured the glasses to help him hide from prospective creditors. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky