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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️
@swanljenn.bsky.social
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Old singing Freak. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 From Swansea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Living in Leicestershire. Christian atheist. Open minded Leftie. Veggie. Family & friends are the most important thing to me. RIP Luki 🐕‍🦺 Podcasts. 📻. News. Politics. Genealogy. 🧶 I block conspiracy theorists.
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · Apr 9
Reminder. I'm not going to follow you back if you have no bio and haven't posted anything.

And I don't follow follow-farmers.
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 12h
Well, to be fair, he shouldn't have been driving it. So that was also a crime.
But he save her, that's true.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 12h
George manipulating again.
Where did he get it from? Not lovely Ed that's for sure.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 12h
Must've been bloody cold and damp in that bedroom.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Feel for you. It's bad enough when you're walking. I saw one nearly run over someone's dog at the co-op. It's just not possible to see. Could have been a child
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Can you come and do that for me?

Also, it only does it when I'm not looking. It's fine, then I leave the room, come back and it's in the middle of the kitchen. Munching socks.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Totally
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Yes. Let's fall backwards this year, no springing forwards.

Please UK, stop changing the clocks too.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
No point getting irritated with my washing machine. It never listens. Just walk across the floor, eating socks, and ignores me.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Love Martin Carthy ❤️🎶🎶

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
He was very lucky. His car spun 360 degrees and he couldn't get out of the door. Very shaken but not injured.

The driver of the SUV was a well-ish known journalist.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
Celia Imrie was hilarious last night. The way everyone fell about laughing when she farted was brilliant 🤣

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 13h
This monstrosity ran into my son-in-law last week. Wrote their little car off.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 14h
Hmm. I wish they'd just blimin say working class people and being honest about it.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 14h
"working people". And of course Ms Reeves doesn't think pensioners are working people so she'll probably cut the WFA again.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 14h
I don't think that's true. And even if he was mouthy, can we blame him? I think I'd want to stand up for myself in the same circs
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 14h
Eh? He was thrown in jail for being gay. Pretty harsh to think homophobia was his fault.
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 18h
Yes I listened to that. It's so weird because everyone in the early 70s was going on about it. Then it just went very quiet 😐
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 21h
The inside cover of my copy of The Water-Babies. At eight I was aware of the sexism in our society.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 22h
Ah yes. I forgot that I read that as a child as well. Definitely fantasy.
Also Alice in Wonderland - which I read as a child then read to my late husband who loved it as an adult.

I guess Emma wasn't very well briefed - as usual. She should have read: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History... .

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History of fantasy - Wikipedia
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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 22h
I have always disliked Turkish delight.
And never read anything by C.S. Lewis. I may have liked that as a child but never had the opportunity so I'll never know.
I did like The Water-Babies, the only fantasy book I read as a child.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 22h
The excellent Jeremy Bowen's sombre and thought provoking piece on Middle East peace deals swiftly followed up by a lighweight chat about a children's book 🙄

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 23h
Poor Oscar Wilde 😢

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 23h
Re. AI assistants.

ChatGPT helped me with an Audacity problem yesterday. And Claude gave me some meal ideas.

This is my personal use but I can see exactly how chatbots could be cost effective for business.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 23h
I think they've been challenged about this in the past and their response was that it's a religious slot.

A religious slot for religious people.

#r4today clinging to its 1950s wish vibe.
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