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SurlyITJesus

@surlyitjesus.bsky.social

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I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop. "The best part of livin' is almost dyin'." I'm also a shitlib (apparently).

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 5h

When you get a response like this when asking to verify assertions that you know actively go against regulations, it really does show that both sides are willing to lie.

*SMDH*

The Goon VO @thegoonvo.bsky.social · 6h

Or what? We won't be friends anymore?

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 5h

There is no "or what" I have just learned to not trust anyone. If there is no proof, or a way to show this is happening, I just discount it as nothing. I didn't name call, or talk down...I asked for proof. If you respond like this, it's pretty telling.

Pull back on the aggression.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 6h

I would love to see these. because they would be discharged (OTH) or forced to have them covered. The MarineCorps has a STRICT policy on tattoos.

For real, where are the pictures or proof of this. I know, personally, at least 3 Marines that had to get barcode tats covered with black blocks.

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 9h

Please tell me that there was a statement released on Kendrick Perkins...

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 22h

Exactly.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 22h

That dude about to be in some shit ...did you see her face? That was the "I don't need this shit" face.

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 22h

I made Lasagna soup for dinner....that shit was BANGIN!!!

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 1d

Smoke...very good...until it wasn't.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

Angie Craig supports ICE and signed the Charlie Kirk resolution.

Make no mistake who she sides with (she's also my Congresswoman).

She makes me sick.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

Kindergartens and daycares break out in this EVERY year!!

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

I'm getting high, eating the pickles I made in August and watching football...is this what being an adult is all about??

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

Someone needs to light a poop bag on fire in front of his restaurant.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

This MF'er is crazy. You are likely going to die in a horrible way, sex and intimacy is one thing you can do that will make you INSTANTLY feel better and make you think you can make it. Between the oxytocin and serotonin release...please.

Also...why not? Just make sure your pullout game is string.

🎃Spooky Kit-Kat🇹🇹🇧🇧 @keeksreal.bsky.social · 2d

I am a firm believer in NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY during an apocalypse Zombies, A Quiet Place, Terminator NONE if the world is falling apart yorlur pocket purses and pens should be THE LAST thing in your list... shouldn't even be on the list!!!!

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SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

Maaan...I would have Neva Scared on REPEAT....Neva Scared and smoke grenades. People rethink shit real quick when they can't see what's around them.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

It made Monday actually enjoyable.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 2d

I know any MF'er wearing this would get their ego waffle ass CLOWNED!!

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

This dude kept my FF teams alive many times. RIP to the Muscle Hamster.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

I was gonna make Marry Me chicken soup, but I didn't want to give my GF any ideas.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

Carson Wentz out here looking like the 12th Eagle.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

Why does it feel like the Vikings don't have a lot of trust in JJ McCarthy....

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

I'm fucking disgusted.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

Ma'am. I believe this supports the theory that women hit their sexual peak in their 30's....

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

Greg Olson is such a fucking douche.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 3d

One Battle After Another

Extremely relevant. It's literally holding a mirror up to America.

SurlyITJesus @surlyitjesus.bsky.social · 4d

The 90's perfected hot goth women. I still love Faruzala Balk with all my heart...and pee pee.