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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 34m

Your stay will begin with a cruise across scenic Trouter Bay to the iron prison of Koopatraz! Best of all, your visit will be uninterrupted by escapes! No one has ever left this world famous maximum security dungeon alive.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Stuggle mcgurgle snifit snukonz certain cackle dackle. (Electricity and water don't mix. Get outta here before you get electrocuted.)

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Miserable macaroni! The Koopa's got away again!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Whaa! Don't eat me, monster!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Let's find out where in the Mushroom Universe we are!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

I got Luigi as an anchor!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, good idea, Marianne and while you're up there, check out Alaska!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Trapped like hair in a drain.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

While we try to save Ratigator, watch these scene from the next Legend of Zelda!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

...Scott Baio?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

Stop! Leave it till morning! Then I wanna see what it looks like at the TOP of the tower!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Hey, that's right! I got an idea! Uh, Mr. Game Show Host?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Get this wimpy wolf outta here!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Let's get this showboat off the road!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Well, if anyone can help though, Elvira can!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, Luigi, come on!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Stranger!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Will all you neat people please watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Not to mention, my appetite!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Mamma mia! Look at Koopmandment number 6! 'Thou shall eat no pasta!' Heh. This time, the crummy Koopa's gone too far!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Get that heap off the road, Koopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Yow! You got some nerve! What're you bothering me for? This better be important!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

I'll show you explode! If I get my hands on that sergeant, I'll whittle him down to size!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

Congratulations, you masked meatball! Ya found me! Now, reach! You're Troopa-Trapped!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15h

Okay. I admit it. I'm lying like a dog. I'm running away from home. Boy. I didn't think I'd crack that easy.