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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h

Not sure what he did wrong

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 4h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 4h

Wear a hockey helmet

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 4h

The eternal struggle

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 4h

You must heap praise on me because I was wrong before though I will not admit to how wrong I was.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13h

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 5h

It’s always “let me play in your yard” and also “get the fuck off my property” with these people.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 5h

I think you need a second opinion

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 1d

'Sora cost $20 a month & subscribers can generate an unlimited number of AI videos... this costs (Sora owners) OpenAI "at least $5 per 10-second video"'.

Journalists, please ask more questions about how this tech could ever in a million years make a profit?

britt hayes @britthates.bsky.social · 1d

studio execs & major outlets claim AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over Hollywood. the reality is much different. i spoke with filmmakers, producers, and editors about how AI is actually showing up in productions – and what it still can't do:

Hollywood Has a Major AI Hype Problem

Studio execs and major media outlets claim that AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over film and TV. The reality is much different.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 5h

Your honor, may it please the court I will now do the robot.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 5h

Lmao they all shaking their heads.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 5h

My daughter, it was when there was only one set of footprints in the sand that I was twice your age.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 7h

Ohhh baby gimme your hot load of compute. I wanna feel your gpu inside of me.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 7h

This is why you don’t cut people off on the freeway.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 7h

Ctrl+F “rash” 11 results.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 7h

Antifa with a Briefcase full of ritz crackers.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

I am “buy new shoes which look exactly like my old shoes” years old

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

Communism is when there are no nice things which are expensive, I am very smart.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the way I would do it.

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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry, is the Trump Administration talking to a tech platform?

Is it...requesting content moderation?

Today following outreach from @thejusticedept, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target @ICEgov agents in Chicago.
The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

When they give you an entire carafe of coffee at breakfast.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman nailed this too.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

We’re gonna go to a fancy steakhouse for our 15th anniversary tonight. Gonna probably get a steak I think

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

LendingTree CEO and founder Doug Lebda died in an all-terrain vehicle accident over the weekend, the online loaning platform said. He was 55. https://cnn.it/3JcpSIB

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

Damn you!

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think Canada was gonna buy that stuff anyway dog

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