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@sumplysilly.bsky.social

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I'm ZEKE 💥 26 💥 HE/HIM white bi alloaro trans man 💥 NSFW 🔞 MINORS DON'T FOLLOW 💥 dipshits/proship fuck off

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · Dec 23

HELLOW BLUESKEETERS I'm Zeke! I do art to make money to feed my tortoise, & sometimes, I do it for fun. But mostly I post stupid shit you don't care about. Do not expect anything from me or you will be schmorely disappointed

FIND ME ELSEWHERE 👉 linktr.ee/sumplysilly
ART #ZEKEART / OCS #ZEKEOC

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 2h

Leagues is great for ppl that care about hiscores or getting the trophies but when I play leagues & get a drop or something I just think damn. I could've been getting that in the main game. I did get the addy trophy from the last league but when i started doing araxxor & muspah & hydra I went yeah..

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 2h

Done with gridmaster, I just wanted the new cosmetic things for tinkles to wear. Got half the board done

I like it way more than leagues bc w leagues I always lose steam pretty fast with so many things to do & so many tasks to keep track of. This is exactly the amount of temporary game mode for me

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 2h

mmmm noodle soup

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SAPRO @saproartist.bsky.social · 3h

Comm of of @/buboplague.bsky.social ‘s oc Zinru 🤍

Illustration of a character (Zinru, created by the talented Buboplague) nestled in the thick of vines, skulls and tropical leaves with his arms adorn in many bangles raised to the moonlight.

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 4h

Leagues isn't osrs on crack anymore, after playing gridmaster leagues is just osrs on caffiene

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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social · 5h

Drawing this fucker again, it's that time of year.

Sir showsalot standing smiling on a green grey background

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 5h

Walling is the store was a mistake I've never been so winded. & it was raining. All for my turtles... (I didn't have any soft food food to eat at home so I bought a bunch of shitty 70 cent soups)

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 8h

The best thing about having a brother in law is he likes texas roadhouse as much as me so now I get to eat it twice a year instead of just on my birthday

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 8h

My brother in law is having. Abirthday party at texas roadhouse in a few days AND I CANT EAT SOLID FOODS!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

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O🔥 @ocularguts.bsky.social · 22h

giving away free toyhou.se invites (*ˊᗜˋ*)💖

it's a website for original character storage with html/css allowance, adopt trade & sell hubs, design forums, etc.

just reply below and i'll send you one 🫶 (they don't expire and you can ask for ANY amount for you and your pals!)

pls i have too many...

Text on image states that I am giving away free toyhouse codes that are used to register on the website. It is a hub for adoptables, character design storage, and other forum-related stuff to such.

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 8h

My mouf still hurts bc of the needles and scalpels but it's absolutely nothing compared to the pain before. Also I slept 8 hours like a good boy

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Shooty @shootyrefutey.bsky.social · Nov 4

cringe dog

#infinitethejackal #sonicforces #sonicthehedgehog #digitalart #sonicfanart

Art of Infinite the Jackal from Sonic Forces. He is glowing red against a purple background.

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 8h

Rizzley if u go into the varrock museum basement, there's a quiz that will get you 9 hunter & q couple slayer levels for free. For when u train hunter

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 16h

But I don't wanna go to sleep... I wanna watch shofu stream pokemanza

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 16h

I CAN LAY DOWN WITHOUT MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY STARTING TO HURT LIKE IM GETTING SKULLFUCKED BY 10000 WASPS WITH HUGE POINTY COCKS... THIS IS THE LIFE

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 19h

funguy...

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 20h

Pathetic creature. You should learn to dress youself before venturing out.

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 19h

I keep calling it gridlocked but it's not gridlocked it's grid master. Grid locked is a series by the illustrious kevin framed

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kuma naru 🐻COMMISSIONS CLOSED @kumanaruu.bsky.social · 23h

🌌🚀Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space🕺⭐

11 years later, I finally made an illustration of my favorite anime 😩

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 21h

1 thing I don't appreciate about osrs leagues is how they reset all your f keys & other settings

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

Doimg gridlocked on tinkles it better not fuck up my account (it won't but I'm cautious)

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

Not buying ZA but kalos is the region I'm the most nostalgic about bc Y was the 1st pokemon game I fully owned & played all the way through & hearing the music brings a tear to my eye

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

osrs halloween event time to do it on 4 different accounts so I can turn all my newer characters green

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

They're pretty fun, some ppl only get on the game when a league is going

+ remember to do the halloween event so u can turn ur characters skin blue.

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MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna sleep so fucking excellently tonight

MICROPENIS MASTERMIND @sumplysilly.bsky.social · 1d

having to change this gauze is annoying. I wanna take a nap

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