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Joyce Carol Throats

@subtlebeast.bsky.social

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 25d

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

She told me it would kill!!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Start here:

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Psychic Sylvia Browne's 5 Biggest FAILS - Epic Cringe

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Everyone missing the Sylvia Browne joke

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Fun fact Catherine Denueve's mother Renée Simonot died in 2021, two months shy of her 110th birthday. So Catherine probably has about 28 more years with us

LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 10h

Happy birthday Catherine Deneuve

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

@finesseshot.bsky.social is my topless figure skating coach

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3h

Lmao my hands after using them for 3 minutes

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

Our babysitter brought it over and scarred me and my sisters for life. But I still collected those puppets!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

🔥🔥🔥

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 4h

What's the saddest movie of all time, you ask?

Honey the land!!

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12h

Spending the morning coming off mute to say the dumbest most obvious things bc I'm the least qualified person in this online course so I'm just himbo-ing my way through it

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 18h

Ok goodnight

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Tit day done

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

(Me at 96 in the nursing home quantum-texting the other holo-residents with a pic of my bed sore)

Chat am I cooked

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

Like sure let's fuck but I'm gonna be thinking about if I watered my plants

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a crowd with the words " can you feel a brand new day " below her

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1d

It's okay to take breaks. Sometimes you need to spend more time focusing on being a king!

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Back-ing up into it

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Finally free of these three deeply cursed songs

Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Finally tossing out some shorts and pants that haven't fit since before the pandemic. RIP my slutty little waist

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Update: I am learning a ton so far while being a straight A overachieving pleasure to have in class

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 2d

Taking an adult learning class at 6am for the next two weeks

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3d

Fun fact: earlier this year every radio station in LA signed a blood oath with satan that decrees that one of them must be playing Die With a Smile at all times

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3d

Me when the game designer *doesn't* put a treasure chest behind the waterfall

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Joyce Carol Throats @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3d

It was the worst of times but it was also in some ways the best of times