Nyek London
@stupidhoroscope.bsky.social
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Indie game dev gremlin. Making The Last Exterminator: www.thelastexterminator.com
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My guess is bots and people that leave YouTube on autoplay
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This is why big tasks that we avoid for ages actually end up being really easy
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Look sometimes we need to grind levels for a bit before tackling the main questline, yknow
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I mean, it's a *little* funny that "Line go up" people are uniformly the worst people at making the line go up
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Theory: I'm sick! Which means I can stay home and play all those games and watch all those movies I wanted to!

Reality: Brain is mush and I can't follow a storyline or remember mechanics in a game, so I'm REAL FUCKIN BORED
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"might as well tell someone about a cool dream you had."

Man, this puts into words what I've been struggling to convey for a long time. Why we can talk about films and TV shows but hearing about someone's dreams seem fatuous - because they're not shared experiences, they only have meaning to one.
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(Although for real if you can't figure out a way to introduce a mechanic in a way that the player can intuit it without text, it's normally a good sign that it needs to be reworked)
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Is it bad design to have every mechanic in your game require 3 pages of tutorial text in order to understand, or am I just a lazy asshole that doesn't want to read
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I'd say closer to an old friend from school suddenly turning up at your door trying to sell you stuff from a pyramid scheme
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This brutalist Timezone arcade in Christchurch New Zealand gives off a weird feeling. r/brutalism
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why does my infinite growth sound like a balloon rapidly deflating
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Wow The Escapist sure is doing content these days, huh
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Thank you for my favorite input tutorial message of all time, Zortch 2
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I did not know that, that rules hard
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For those who have never been to Melbourne International Games Week before, just imagine being beaten to death by all your friends love and support for a week straight
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"I'm gonna go to the office today!"

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The visuals are so incredibly perfect
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"Whoever thought of vanilla and meat?"

girl, you did, what is wrong with you
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who are they, the crop cops?
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The Master System is such an underutilized aesthetic
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And for at least the last 10 minutes I was just scrolling making split-second decisions based on the key art, it's nuts
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Good lord, I just tried scrolling through the Nextfest games list, and after half an hour of scrolling I didn't even get to the end of it. There's so much stuff now!
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But yeah, it's definitely not a spit-and-polish job, they've definitely gone right back to the foundations and rebuilt a lot of the game from the ground up. It's now finally the game I wanted to play in the beginning.