I was not aware of anyone's children in the parking lot and I have not had time to inspect my bumper, so I cannot comment on this at this time

ain't this that thing what Bruno saw at the end of Shadow Ticket?

she kinda looks like a yassified liz bruenig

this was literally and explicitly the strategy of every Dem presidential campaign since Hillary lol. the Biden Admin chose not to throw him in jail for this exact reason!

that's a great cup!

who? not sure who that—OH you mean Eva Braun's Boyfriend

> humpback

YAWN lemme know when you have an all-white version of a REAL whale

Pynchon thrives when he occupies zones of potentiality—areas of history where huge events have either just happened or are about to happen (WWII in GR, WWI in AtD) and the impact (heh) of all the associated technologies. We see the same here with the end of WWI and the rise of fascism—and he cooks.

Old man's still got it! Goddamn. Probably the most affected I've ever been by the end of one of his novels. Rereading on the lhysical copy incoming. The gumshoe detective shit has never been better. It achieves a density that doesn't much inhibit the experience of reading

Glad to see Ume is doing well! Always happy to hear about these wonderful creatures.

Ruby the hornbill is stepping up to the plate for more Mariners enrichment! ⚾ She’s fetching baseballs, flying between bases, and rooting for the Mariners to bring home the big win today! 💙

putting aside the ghoulishness on display here—"arrestingly reveal" is an awful phrase

every time *I* try to "buck tradition and legal precedent" for what I view as rampant crime they send me to prison, so I'm just kinda like, what the fuck, man

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

they should change their name to the Cleveland Desis

I'm on a senior diet. when I seen yer, i eat it

today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

I just feel like, shouldn't the CEO be busy with fuckin, share prices or something. why are they getting into it on here lmao

I would like to make front page news for executing a perfect sleeper hold on a man who sleptwalk into my home

it was just a drunk guy at the wrong house lmao that's so rough

they probably asked chatGPT about it

real

me at Easter