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Luke the Factotum

@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social

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Husband, gardener, butcher. Wannabe scholar. Bad Christian. I occasionally stream video games to fill the empty hours. I like to pretend I'm a historian. I'm more of a dude with ADHD and a job that needs my hands and not my head.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 9d

You have seen the face of God, and we will suffer for it

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 14d

Get em. Show them the power of Bosh

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Chris Dorman @chrisdorman.bsky.social · 18d

Please share this:

If you are 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 or 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 and you are being ordered to 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, then this is the number to the 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. There is support. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡.

𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 17d

Substance abuse is rampant in the industry. It's a coping mechanism for the hell that is being a chef. 16, 18 hour days, no off time, no family structure to embrace. May he find peace

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 19d

Yes, take it all the way down and make it nice and shiny.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 21d

No, most of east asia enforce this strictly. Singapore, indonesia, thailand, they have ZERO tolerance for drug smuggling, regardless of who you are.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 24d

It's actually targeted at black and sikh service members. Black soldiers usually qualify for shaving chittys due to the prevalence of ingrown hairs in curly facial hair, and sikh members have religious exemption.

Basically, whitewashing the armed forces.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · 24d

I was just explaining this to a coworker last week. Autism has always existed, just under a different label.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot

It's been with us for as long as we've been us.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 25

My GSD knows about Castle Doctrine. His yard is His, and He keeps it that way.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 24

AND if you see this, it's your moral duty to call them out for being little dumbass babies as loudly as you can.

It likely won't change their views, but then more people will know who to avoid.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 23

I've debated opening a Church that actually teaches and explains the Book, instead of focusing on sermons cherry picked to keep the congregation awake. My husband isn't a fan of the idea, though.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Dude. Goats are mean. And they're not even smart enough to be mean in a real way. Just a bunch of bullies.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 22

See, i want it to happen. Then the fuckers that pray for it might disappear and everyone else can stay.

I don't want to be Raptured. I still have work to do here.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hedron Crab.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 21

I read the article. Dude's a shill

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 18

Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.

- Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett

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Real Blue Patriot @realbluepatriot.bsky.social · Sep 16

U.S. has now lost 78,000 manufacturing jobs this year, per Bloomberg

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 12

Look, if it's a nuisance i can be convinced to take it off your hands.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 9

New invasive species, and entirely distinct from the Golden Orb weaver.

Everyone, Please assist the NPS in their research.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 9

Friendly reminder: these buildings are very sensitive to fire, do NOT smoke near them, or ignite combustible materials nearly the power grid.

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Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 9

Reanimator and oops need to be burned, let's hope they've been paying attention

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 4

Only as a bottom.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 4

Remember this: none of these people are suicidal.

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 2

Fridays we crash out. This game is amazing

Luke the Factotum @stoneagedudeman.bsky.social · Sep 2

Thursday is apparently when rookie judges deal international terrorism and war crimes.