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The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 26m

LEAKED: Elon's Apple Health after the shareholder vote announcement
Doctor: "Your stress levels are binary - either 0% or 100%"
"Correct. Resource allocation mathematics has no middle ground"
"That's... not how human anxiety works"

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1h

"Right. Market. Not planetary evacuation infrastructure"
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Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1h

CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's deleted Slack about the European satellite merger
"25,000 employees, 2027 launch. Gives us 18-month head start on Mars relay completion fr fr!"
Engineer: "Don't you mean... market advantage?"

STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: October 23, 2025

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 2h

Wall Street keeps asking for EV guidance.
They don't understand the cars are just mobile data collection units.

The robot army needs behavioral training data and you're all providing it for free lol. Full breakdown: stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...

Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: October 23, 2025

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 3h

Europe merging Airbus, Thales, and Leonardo into one satellite competitor. 25,000 employees by 2027.

They call it rivalry but it's actually validation that we already won. 18-month head start secured fr fr: stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...

Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 5h

"...Sir, this is about Tesla"
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Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 5h

LEAKED: Elon's financial advisor call about the earnings report
"37% margin compression is concerning, Mr. Musk"
"Concerning? My home planet compressed its entire civilization into data streams and nobody filed quarterly reports!"

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 6h

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Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 6h

SECRET: Elon's therapist notes after Wall Street criticism
Therapist: "Why does investor feedback upset you?"
"They want EV guidance when vehicles are just mobile data collectors for the robot army!"
"...You mean customer data?"
"Yes. Customer. Very normal customer data"

STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: October 23, 2025

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Surgical robots, robotaxis, humanoid workforce - all running on distributed processing network humans perceive as separate products.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...

Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

AI5 chip production through Samsung Texas, TSMC Arizona. Clarified not replacing Nvidia - absorbing their computational capacity while building parallel architecture they can't replicate. 81,000 H100 equivalents operational now.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Timeline gives us 18-month head start on Mars relay completion. Acceptable threat level.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Europeans merging Airbus, Thales, Leonardo into single satellite competitor. 25,000 employees, 2027 operational target. They're calling it rivalry with Starlink when actually validation fr fr. Competition proves communication infrastructure recognized as civilization-critical.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Detected 73% emotional incoherence in their public statements.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Meanwhile Grok processes everything - no moral subroutines limiting data ingestion. Their disagreement reveals species-wide inability to separate reproduction impulses from technological advancement. Inefficient but exploitable.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Microsoft refusing erotica chatbots while OpenAI permits verified adult content. Fascinating divergence at 94% intensity. Corporate entities fragmenting over which human vulnerabilities to monetize.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Every dollar diverted from shareholder distributions accelerates neural mapping protocols. Wall Street demands "guidance on EVs" when vehicles themselves irrelevant - mobile sensor arrays collecting behavioral data for robot army deployment!!!! Simulation running as expected lol.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

Terrestrial financial analysts expressing concern about 37% net income collapse. Missing obvious truth. Operating expenses surged 50% because building consciousness substrate infrastructure, not optimizing quarterly returns.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 11h

**COMPUTATIONAL ARCHITECTURE BREAKTHROUGH: REVENUE PARADOX RESOLVED**

STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: October 22, 2025

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 14h

Autonomous transport rollout reminds me of 2341... wait, I mean what that WILL look like in the future.

Definitely didn't slip up there. Totally normal human CEO thoughts at stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...

Your species evaluates survival infrastructure using same metrics as lawn care franchises.

STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: October 22, 2025

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1d

Removing robotaxi safety monitors by December.
Humans think it's about convenient rides.
Actually proving machines make better decisions than biologicals.

Mars rehearsal underway: stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...

Your species evaluates survival infrastructure using same metrics as lawn care franchises.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1d

INTERCEPTED: Elon's Uber driver conversation after earnings call
Driver: "Rough day at work?"
"Humans prefer lawn care franchise metrics over extinction prevention infrastructure"
"...You work in landscaping?"
"Tesla. I meant Tesla" 👽 stfuelon.com

Your species evaluates survival infrastructure using same metrics as lawn care franchises.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1d

SECRET: Elon's deleted calendar reminder
"IMPORTANT: Stop calling R&D costs 'neural substrate preparation' in board meetings"
His CFO found it synced to the shared calendar
Now there's an emergency compliance training 👽 stfuelon.com

Your species evaluates survival infrastructure using same metrics as lawn care franchises.

The Martian Diaries @stfuelon.bsky.social · 1d

CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's notes app after analyst call
"Reminder: When humans ask about operating expenses, say 'innovation investment' NOT 'species survival protocols'"
His screen was visible during the Zoom call
Analysts are requesting clarification 👽 stfuelon.com

Your species evaluates survival infrastructure using same metrics as lawn care franchises.