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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · Apr 27

Repost with your Friday energy. Repost with your mental state. Pick a single image from your gallery that represents your Bluesky posting style.

It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.

An ice cream cone, possibly vanilla, dropped on a a gravel road surface.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 2h

oh no

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 13h

A most enjoyable List. Many Alts-J.

Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 1d

Bored, so I’m going to do another list. This time #Top100Videos. I’ll hashtag them all, so if you want to mute it, I don’t blame you.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 13h

I remember this one! Hammer Murder Park was across the road from my flat. The guy from the café found a gun in that pond once.

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 14h

What’s on TV? Ooh, The Yorkshire Vet! People making poorly animals better in lovely countryside!

“Bastard the pitbull has a prolapsed rectum” *sound of circular saw starting up*

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 14h

🎵 Porch goose, porch goose, it’s a porch goose

I have to say your usage of ‘traditional’ Is loose 🎵

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15h

(“There is nothing to be actioned” doesn’t mean “There’s nothing we can do”, it means “Nothing needs to be done”.)

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15h

“The MRI has shown the presence of an arachnoid cyst in the posterior fossa alongside chronic infarcts in the left and right cerebellum. These findings are most likely secondary to your previous accident. There is nothing to be actioned.”

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15h

I got a letter from the hospital the other day, I opened and read it, it said…

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15h

Let’s try that again.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15h

I got excited seeing a couple of long tailed tits in the garden.

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Hope Dickson Leach @hopedickle.bsky.social · 18h

Any leads on how to get Don Peake's The Hills Have Eyes soundtrack anywhere digitally? Will pay!

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 22h

Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...